If you were god

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If you were god....

....and had low self-esteem, would that be blasphemy?
 

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Perhaps God attained his rather inflated ego via a process of natural selection, since all the self-hating Gods before him were required to smite themselves into oblivion. And God #1536 said "Let there be light", and there was light, but he wasn't happy with it and thought it could be much more energy-efficient, thus proving his own fallibity and disappearing inside a paradox?
 
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What's this "if" thing?

edit: oh, sorry, misread. I thought you meant a god.
 
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I don't know about self esteem, but I would make a taco so hot that even I couldn't eat it.
 
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I would just compensate for my low self-esteem by creating billions of creatures that are vastly inferior to me.
Is that blasphemy?
 
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Why would god care? If I were god and had a low self esteem I would make my penis larger, and then create numerous good looking women.

I just found another problem:

Could god create a woman so beautiful that she would be too stuck up to sleep with god?
 
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You can't call yourself "God" when you have low self-esteem.
 
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mattmns said:
Why would god care? If I were god and had a low self esteem I would make my penis larger, and then create numerous good looking women.

I just found another problem:

Could god create a woman so beautiful that she would be too stuck up to sleep with god?
And you could hum along with da vinci's notebook's great hit, to be loaded down from here:
http://www.davincisnotebook.com/sounds.asp [Broken]
 
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Smurf said:
....and had low self-esteem, would that be blasphemy?
If you were god...

...and were atheist.

If you were god...
 

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