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I'm dead

  1. Oct 11, 2005 #1


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    Funeral arrangements for Mr. Pengwuino will be made public friday. He died of a heart attack after hearing Smurf say the taboo statement seen above. May he rest in peace.
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  3. Oct 11, 2005 #2
    Well now that he's gone, I have a secret to tell the rest of you.

    I lied :biggrin:
  4. Oct 11, 2005 #3
    Don't let the door...ehhh

    I mean, I'll go to your funeral....
  5. Oct 12, 2005 #4


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    A penguin could be delicious for dinner!:tongue2:
  6. Oct 12, 2005 #5
    with a little stinky cheese on the side
  7. Oct 12, 2005 #6


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    :confused: I thought Pengwuino was an Immortal?!

    Oh, right, he wrote his own obituary. :rolleyes:
  8. Oct 12, 2005 #7
    I told you it wasn't true. And, seeing as I've just killed him, proven it too!:biggrin:
  9. Oct 12, 2005 #8


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    So don't you absorb his powers then?
  10. Oct 12, 2005 #9
    No you don't understand. He didn't have any powers to absord. And besides, I am already all-powerfull.
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    No powers? He could do that belly slide thing. :cool: And he had the cutest waddle... oh :cry:
  12. Oct 12, 2005 #11
    Hate to break it to ya, but it appears you now have the power to make the simplest of sentences make no sense.
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