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  1. Jul 26, 2005 #1
    Should i run to catch the train? Or play it safe? :rolleyes:
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  3. Jul 26, 2005 #2


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    Don't be silly.

    If you are challenged by armed police, I'd suggest you do as they ask you, particularly if you're in a city on a high terror alert.
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    That depends; are you white or do you have dark skin?
  5. Jul 26, 2005 #4


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    why are you making a thread if your late!?! :tongue2:
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    especially if he just walked out of a terrorist hide out.... have you just walked out of any terrorist hide outs? WEAR A T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Jul 26, 2005 #6
    Just bec carefully mapper. If armed guys come up to you, put up your hands and give them all your money - you never know they might be cops.
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    Maybe the sign saying "Terrorist Hideout, Beware!" was off being repainted that day.
  9. Jul 26, 2005 #8

    now you have excellent excuse for being late.
  10. Jul 26, 2005 #9
    The one with the target on it?
  11. Jul 26, 2005 #10
    I'm with OBL?
  12. Jul 26, 2005 #11
    "I like muslim's" ought to do it
  13. Jul 26, 2005 #12
    "Bombers Do it with 74 Virgins"

    "My other car is a Detonator"

    "Fruit of the Boom"

    I see a great business opportunity here.
  14. Jul 26, 2005 #13
    HA... HAHAHAHA.... people are dead you @)(!*()!*$
  15. Jul 26, 2005 #14
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: This is better than my 'crazy genius' product idea.
  16. Jul 26, 2005 #15
    That's a bit long for a t-shirt.
  17. Jul 26, 2005 #16
    It woud have apeal with conservatives though.
  18. Jul 26, 2005 #17
    It's a great idea. let's think here, target market would be youths, college students and maybe even high school students. It would appeal to the goths and punks too due to the fact it would highly offend such a huge portion of the population.
  19. Jul 26, 2005 #18
    Well, I AM in China. How many do you want for a first run. :biggrin:
  20. Jul 26, 2005 #19
    My Personal Fave:

    Reach out and touch someone​
  21. Jul 26, 2005 #20
    Jeez, these fakers on Xiang Yang market are very fast! I saw some near perfect copies already this morning next to the Adadis and the Tomy Hillfrigger:
    " Fruit of the Shanghai real-estate boom"
    " Bombers do it with 74 virgins but play safe and follow the one child policy"
    "My other car is Chinese"

    In the CD shops they sell "Bomb and circumstance" again.

    I also saw a new line of "throw away" rucksacks. Padded Jackets were also abundant on the market, I heard they are genuine because of a Brazilian order that was cancelled.
  22. Jul 26, 2005 #21
    See you all in Belgium, where I'll be safe from you cynics!
  23. Jul 26, 2005 #22
    Fine. But you're not getting a cut of our profits!

    We've got to have a "Got Jihad?"!!
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  24. Jul 27, 2005 #23
    Bless you all, with what ever blessings you believe in...this thread has made me laugh till I teared up. The terrorist will nerver win.
  25. Jul 27, 2005 #24
    I have to admit, I teared up over 'Got Jihad!!!' too. :cry:
  26. Jul 27, 2005 #25
    Yeah, it's a great one. We can do it in bold red blood font overtop of a picture of OBL with a big grin/grimace on his face holding a big Nintendo-esque bomb (you know, the big black round thing with a fuse on top). It's a gold mine.
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