I'm not British or from New Zealand.

That's nice. Neither am I.

 

You'll always be a Mountain Man to me. Incidentally, I was born of the sea foam.

 

Which one of us, Aphrodite?

 

This is a trick, no? You did not say: "I'm not British or a kiwi," nor "I'm not from Britain or New Zealand." It could be you are not British because you are a nationalised New Zealander, but you are not "from" New Zealand because you were born in Britain.

Or it could be you're from somewhere else.

 

zooby. I don't know what you are yet - I need a map. Croatia is somewhere in the middle, right?

 

Something like that... It's east of Italy.

 

Okay, okay, you are a zoobie - descendants of the Mountain Men and mountain goats.

Berislav is a gondolier who got lost and rowed across the sea.

 

I must be a strong gondolier then.

 

I've never seen goats while visiting the 'ol man of the mountains, but I have seen lots of chipmunks there. So zooby is a chipmunk/mountain man hybrid? Which would make him firm, yet oddly fuzzy.

 

Incidently, I'm British, but also not from New Zealand

 

I'm not sure... Most people around here seem to be British. Funny, that.

 

Here in England.