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I'm so vain.

  1. Jan 20, 2006 #1
    Well I'm off to the sunny south tomorrow and I just finished everything on my packing list. I was looking at the mirror and seeing my permanant winter coat, I decided to just 'trim' some length. Having not done this ever before my stomach is now bald and I still look like wolfman chest. I'm going down for a friends wedding with about 20 guys I grew up with. I will never ever hear the end of this.

    There must be a life lesson here somewhere.
     
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  3. Jan 20, 2006 #2

    chroot

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    You get made fun of for having a hairy body, but then you get made fun of for trying to rectify the situation. Apparently you really can please everyone all of the time.

    - Warren
     
  4. Jan 20, 2006 #3

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    I need to start collecting these, I've always said you could get the "funniest member" award. :tongue:
     
  5. Jan 20, 2006 #4
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    But what about me!! Everyone else maybe. Actually it looks so ridiculous that I do see the humor in it.
     
  6. Jan 20, 2006 #5

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    Do what body builders do and shave your whole body.
     
  7. Jan 20, 2006 #6
    I dont have that kind of time, I leave tomorrow.
     
  8. Jan 20, 2006 #7

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    Wow, so we're talking some major hair?
     
  9. Jan 20, 2006 #8
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    Ok, not that bad. Im not Italian or anything.
     
  10. Jan 20, 2006 #9
    I've got 6 hairs on my chest. I keep waiting for more to show up, but seeing as I'm about 50% grey on top I don't think my chest is going to sprout.
     
  11. Jan 20, 2006 #10
    WTF is that picture?
     
  12. Jan 20, 2006 #11

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    :rofl: Oh my!
     
  13. Jan 20, 2006 #12
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    Ok, I just found this picture of me taken last week. I just got that phone for christmas.
     
  14. Jan 20, 2006 #13

    Evo

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    I wonder if Tom relaizes that his phone handset is missing the cord that would connect to the rest of the phone that's missing?
     
  15. Jan 20, 2006 #14

    chroot

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    I've thought about shaving my whole body, too, but the amount of effort involved in that would be almost Herculean. I couldn't do it myself... I'd have to hire a whole family of immigrants or something.

    - Warren
     
  16. Jan 20, 2006 #15
    I'm really into improving efficiencies. I think one quick run through a bon fire would solve the problem. It might be a tough idea to market.
     
  17. Jan 20, 2006 #16
    :smile: Good eye!! Old Man Magnum must just be pretending to own a cordless to pick up a nearby bodacious babe.
     
  18. Jan 20, 2006 #17

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    Sheep shears should do quick work of the winter coat, just don't catch a nipple in them. :surprised
     
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