What are you talking about? I thought Gale said "then sleeping with your best friend", not your 'real guy friends'.Artman said:Does she have a sister? (Danger needs a woman. )
Good advice. When your imaginary girl is a tramp, dump the loser.
Oooh, when you think about it, if your imaginary girl friend is sleeping with your real guy friends...doesn't that mean your imagination is sleeping with your real guy...Eeeeeewwwww! :yuck:
:rofl:Danger said:Not yet. Still plenty of sheep around.
DOESN'T COUNT! if you're gonna be delusional, you have to go all the way, sheesh!russ_watters said:I have two close female friends that I sometimes refer to as "girlfriend substitutes". We hang out so much, we may as well be dating -- we just aren't.
I've had imaginary relationships - the girl's always real, its just that I'll never actually get to date Natalie Portman....
I second that.Huckleberry said:The women there will be much more interested in academic pursuits and may appreciate your intelligence and sense of humor.
It's good that you are a gentleman. This might sound strange, but I would not recommend being too much of a gentleman. Be polite and considerate and sincere, but don't make a footstool out of yourself. I've found that making women feel a little uncomfortable, off-balance can pique their interest. Confidence is charming. It gives a sense of security to the relationship. But don't over do it. Subtlety is an art.
Don't give up. Try to stay hopeful. Be true to yourself. Be honest with her. All that good stuff. Don't expect things to happen soon. Enjoy them when they happen.
hey, Motai?motai said:Alright.. I admit it. I have an imaginary girlfriend.
Since I am obviously completely inept at this sort of stuff, I have resorted to my imagination to solve my emotional woes. Anyone else have imaginary girlfriends, or am I just a freak?
here we go: http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?
Wow! Does the word "desperate" jump into anyone's mind with that link? Just wait until the real girlfriend finds that stash of loveletters, and you have to explain who this girlfriend was you never told her about! Can you pay a premium and get the imaginary psychotic stalker of an ex-girlfriend? I hear those can really spice up your life.Paragon said:
It's becaused they sensed you had no interest whatever in them. This is a strange dynamic, but it crops up alot. Maybe it boils down to people becoming inwardly alarmed that there's something they can't have, I'm not sure.loseyourname said:What the hell made an anti-social misfit so attractive is beyond me.
How would you even deal with a situation like that? Would you tell her that you still love your ex, or do you tell her you're weirdo who makes up girlfriends?Moonbear said:Wow! Does the word "desperate" jump into anyone's mind with that link? Just wait until the real girlfriend finds that stash of loveletters, and you have to explain who this girlfriend was you never told her about!
hey... i was looking for a summer job!Being an Imaginary Girlfriend can be a lot of fun and can earn you money too! You can be an Imaginary Girlfriend for several clients at once and have unlimited earning potential. We allow you to set your own prices for your services and benefit from our generous profit sharing program. You can earn $30 to $100 per Imaginary Relationship!
There is that. People always want what they can't have.zoobyshoe said:It's becaused they sensed you had no interest whatever in them. This is a strange dynamic, but it crops up alot. Maybe it boils down to people becoming inwardly alarmed that there's something they can't have, I'm not sure.
Yeah, that is more along the lines of what I was experiencing. It wasn't an actual full-out "imaginary girlfriend" like Paragon's link *shudders*. Its not like I write love letters to a ficticious entity, it is more or less just a random passive thought (am I thinking about loving an imaginary girlfriend right this second? no. Actually I might as well ditch the concept of one and find a real one, haven't thought about "her" recently :tongue2:)Evo said:When I was younger there weren't that many great guys to date, so I would think about the type of guy I would love to meet and think about what we do and where we would go. It was my relaxing before bedtime ritual
Astronuc said:I second that.
In fact, Motai, you have my permission to date my daughter any time.
You and me both!loseyourname said:In my world, Jennifer Connelly never says no.
Telling friends that you're sleeping with your imaginary girl isn't any bettermotai said:Its not like I write love letters to a ficticious entity
Like Russ mentioned, "Disturbing" is what jumps to mind. Actually, the more I think about it - "Depraved" comes to mind.Moonbear said:Wow! Does the word "desperate" jump into anyone's mind with that link?
I just found your post that says that you graduated HS, so I don't know if you are still taking classes. Don't waste any time - just start talking to the girls in your class or commencement.me said:Motai, based on my experience in high school, there must be girls in your classes. Just start talking to them, but go beyond math and science, e.g. your taste in music, art, . . . whatever.
"Hey, her head don't come off!"Huckleberry said:Ever since I've seen 'Labyrinth' I've had a thing for Jennifer Connelly. My favorite part are the fieries...
"Where you goin' with a head like that?"
"Hey lady, it's against the rules to take off other people's heads."
"Yeah, you're only aloud to take off your own head."
"I know, let's take off her head."