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In Need of Answers - Questionable Jokes

  1. Sep 10, 2004 #1
    A tad of fun.
    In an effort to test the level of humor of the physicist, I posted a list of ten would-be questionable jokes. If you have an interest to give a possible answer or punch line to such jokes then drop by the journal posted by "what_are_electrons". If we get a real demand, maybe Greg will add a new category somewhere.
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    Try Physics 101. You ask textbook questions that were answered a century ago.
  4. Sep 10, 2004 #3
    Now there's a sense of humor.
  5. Sep 10, 2004 #4

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    Where are the jokes? I like jokes, especially if they are funny.
  6. Sep 10, 2004 #5
    They're in the "Journals" section. See the blue bar at the top for the link. Look under "what_are_electrons". I didn't know where else to try this.
  7. Sep 10, 2004 #6
    What is the point of the journal section???

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    Not to be a di*k, but these jokes are kind of :zzz: .
  9. Sep 10, 2004 #8

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    Perhaps they should be moved to the Joke Development sub-forum? :wink:
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    And then subsequently locked, so no one can reply to it. :smile:
  11. Sep 10, 2004 #10
    Still want to know what the point of the journal section is.

    The Bob (2004 ©)
  12. Sep 10, 2004 #11
    Why did the physicist cross the road?
    Physicists always aim at pushing limits of knowledge further.

    Where do physicists come from?
    All come from ancient Greece, following Archimedes

    Einstein was uncertain about the Uncertainty Principle wasn't he?
    he was. He was even uncertain of QM at all.

    if a Photon sat next to physicist, what would you see?
    whatever you like, photon can't sit anyway. If a Photon sat then I will have a Nobel prize :wink:

    When a physicist touches an anti-physicist what happens?
    nobody on Earth would be here anymore to see it anyway.
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    Good answers humanino. :biggrin: It's not the questions, it's the answers that count!
  14. Sep 10, 2004 #13
    I think she knew that :biggrin:

    Thank you Evo :blushing:
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