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Interview Funny

  1. Feb 20, 2004 #1
    Sadly, Joe was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in
    business, his problem annoyed him greatly.

    One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three

    The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very
    interesting. But at the end of the interview, Joe asked him, "Do you notice
    anything different about me?"

    "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the
    reply. Joe did not appreciate his candour and threw him out of the office.

    The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
    first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything
    different about me?" "Well," she said
    stammering,"you have no ears." Joe again got upset and chucked her
    out in a rage.

    The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young
    man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart.He was handsome, and he
    seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.

    Joe was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young Man the same
    question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"

    Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact
    lenses, don't you?" Joe was shocked and realized this was an incredibly
    observant person.

    "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

    The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,"Well,
    it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no *#@%ing ears!"
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