I just went down to see my three-week old grand-niece. I have three grand-nephews on my side of the family and at least two on my wife's, she's not sure. This newly discovered particle has the following TOE: There are 4 elements, mommy, daddy, food, and sleep. Then there is the quintessential poo. There are 3 fundamental forces. Crying which attracts food and mommy, but repels daddy. Smiling, which attacts daddy and sleep. And grimacing which repels poo.