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Jesus Christ faces battle at the DMV

  1. May 11, 2005 #1
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    There you go - judicial activists are persecuting the messiah and denying him government documentation. What is this country coming to?
     
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    Ya think that quote is, quite possibly, my signature? Oh, I don't know, I see other people putting quotes and/or links at the bottom of their posts, and I think, "Oh! That's their signature!" But nooooooo, not you! Somehow you saw past all of that and instantly thought MY signature had something to do with the thread! Yeesh!

    "todo lo que se mueva es calne y la calne es placer"
     
  7. May 11, 2005 #6

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    I can't believe God decided to move to West Virginia. Well, I guess they do call it West-By-God-Virginia. At least they did last time I was there.
     
  8. May 11, 2005 #7

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    I want to nominate Jason for a 'Best Signature' award.
     
  9. May 11, 2005 #8

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    Why doesnt he just ask God to destroy the DMV and the city in retaliation for disobeying the Son of God's word?
     
  10. May 11, 2005 #9
    Maybe his lawyer should show this to that judge....

     
  11. May 12, 2005 #10

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    GOOD LORD!! God is everywhere!!!
     
  12. May 12, 2005 #11

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    :rofl: You can use my spare bedroom when that lightning bolt hits your apartment. :rofl:

    I do have to admit, if I worked someplace like a DMV and someone came in saying their name was Jesus Christ, I'd ask for an extra form of ID as well; unless it was a first and middle name and they had another last name. Then I'd just assume they had mean parents.
     
  13. May 12, 2005 #12

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    Its the 2nd coming! and 3rd! and 4th! and ... omg the Bible was waaaay off!
     
  14. May 12, 2005 #13
    There are even two Jesus H. Christs in there. :-)
     
  15. May 12, 2005 #14
    Sure that chick is still hot, but what does that have to do with people not understanding your signature?
     
  16. May 13, 2005 #15
    What does the 'H' stand for? I've never seen it.
     
  17. May 14, 2005 #16

    It would be much clearer if he put a line in front of it, like signatures are supposed to be. like this:

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    Signature Under line.




    See? Clarity is good. MMM, clarity.
     
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