Job Offer at Mine Poses Challenges for Aquarius Man

[tribdog]

I was just introduced to someone who can get me a job at one of the mines. Of course I slept with her. Now she wants to take me to Reno for the weekend.
I really want the job she says she can get me but she is one of those women who won't shut up and she wants to do a tarot card reading on me and introduce me to her friends. Ugh. Apparently my being Aquarius is a good sign. Double Ugh. She also let me know that not even death can get in the way of true love. UUUGGGGGHHHHHH!

 

[lisab]

Being Aquarius is a good sign of what?

Maybe she can align your chakras while she does the Tarot thingy.

 

[tribdog]

Is it poor taste to tell her she is moving too fast for me after I sleep with her?

 

[Topher925]

Is it poor taste to tell her she is moving too fast for me after I sleep with her?

Haha, you I think so.

 

[tribdog]

that's the problem with sleeping with someone before you get to know them. I've known this lady less than 3 days and I'll bet I could get her to marry me in Reno this weekend if I wanted to. Its in the cards. UGH

 

[junglebeast]

I was just introduced to someone who can get me a job at one of the mines. Of course I slept with her. Now she wants to take me to Reno for the weekend.
I really want the job she says she can get me but she is one of those women who won't shut up and she wants to do a tarot card reading on me and introduce me to her friends. Ugh. Apparently my being Aquarius is a good sign. Double Ugh. She also let me know that not even death can get in the way of true love. UUUGGGGGHHHHHH!

Perhaps a better title for this thread would be, "Curse my drunken lack of judgment" or "Oops, I did it again: The Morning After Story"

 

[tribdog]

Perhaps a better title for this thread would be, "Curse my drunken lack of judgment" or "Oops, I did it again: The Morning After Story"

How did you know I was drunk?

 

[junglebeast]

How did you know I was drunk?

Because you slept with a clingy astrologer in order to get a job working in a coal mine.

 

[tribdog]

GOLD mine. get it right

 

[CompuChip]

So you get to sleep with the pretty girl, and maybe get a job out of it you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Doesn't sound like you have anything to lose.

If she's not pretty, you can get the job another way.
If she's pretty but you don't get the job, you had a nice time.

 

[tribdog]

you think I'd be complaining if she was pretty? I'm a shallow scum bag.

 

[tribdog]

When my buddy's kids heard I was going to a motel room with this lady they really started giving me a hard time. They just had a "sex ed" class. As I was pulling away in my car one of them yelled "Remember safe sex...belly dump." I'm pretty sure he didn't learn that in sex ed.

 

[Cyrus]

That crazy b!tch is a gold digger. HIYOOOO. No wait, that's you. Double HIYOOOOO.

Tribs a gold digga, becuase she don't want a broke *****. When tribs in neeed. (I don't expect you people to get that reference).

 

[Pengwuino]

Tribs a gold digga, becuase she don't want a broke *****. When tribs in neeed. (I don't expect you people to get that reference).

I get it, you're pathetic.

This threads pathetic.

 

[Cyrus]

I get it, you're pathetic.

This threads pathetic.

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0802/you-movies-star-wars-darth-vader-demotivational-poster-1203885695.jpg [Broken]

 

[drankin]

Tell her you want a little less this *open and close hand* and a little more this *double fists and pelvic thrusts*. -repeat-

 

[Pengwuino]

Tell her you want a little less this *open and close hand* and a little more this *double fists and pelvic thrusts*. -repeat-

Does the double fist pelvic thrust signify the gold mining job?

 

[DaveC426913]

Tell her you want a little less this *open and close hand* and a little more this *double fists and pelvic thrusts*. -repeat-

Talk's cheap. Don't tell her, show her.

And keep saying "What?? I can't hear you. Whaaat?? Why does your voice sound like that??"

 

[drankin]

Does the double fist pelvic thrust signify the gold mining job?

YEP! Keep on working it till you see the money. :rofl:

 

[Illuminitwit]

Just out of curiosity, what specifically, is the job you're trying to get by sleeping with this girl? Did you literally mean a job at a gold mine, or is that some sort of analogy term for another job? I'm just trying to find the connection to this thread and physics.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I was just introduced to someone who can get me a job at one of the mines. Of course I slept with her. Now she wants to take me to Reno for the weekend.
I really want the job she says she can get me but she is one of those women who won't shut up and she wants to do a tarot card reading on me and introduce me to her friends. Ugh. Apparently my being Aquarius is a good sign. Double Ugh. She also let me know that not even death can get in the way of true love. UUUGGGGGHHHHHH!

You know you can't do that sort of thing now that you live in a small town!
Everyone is going to know now that you hooked up with the crazy tarot chick! I wonder how many of her friends she has told she is going to marry you already. :-/
Bad Dog!

That crazy b!tch is a gold digger. HIYOOOO. No wait, that's you. Double HIYOOOOO.

Tribs a gold digga, becuase she don't want a broke *****. When tribs in neeed. (I don't expect you people to get that reference).

Now are you going to tell Tridawg that he's a trifflin friend indeed?

 

[Cyrus]

Just out of curiosity, what specifically, is the job you're trying to get by sleeping with this girl? Did you literally mean a job at a gold mine, or is that some sort of analogy term for another job? I'm just trying to find the connection to this thread and physics.

This thread has nothing to do with physics. He works at a gold mine.

 

[lisab]

Just out of curiosity, what specifically, is the job you're trying to get by sleeping with this girl? Did you literally mean a job at a gold mine, or is that some sort of analogy term for another job? I'm just trying to find the connection to this thread and physics.

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[Proton Soup]

Is it poor taste to tell her she is moving too fast for me after I sleep with her?

you've made your bed, and now you've got to keep lying

 

[hypatia]

you've made your bed, and now you've got to keep
lying

ahahhah enjoy!