Join the Church of the Subgenius now

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In summary, The Church of the SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, HypnoPediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, DistoUtopianism, Sardonicology, Facetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellaneous Theology.
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The http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_subGenius" [Broken] is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, HypnoPediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, DistoUtopianity, Sardonicology, Facetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellaneous Theology. -- from The Book of the SubGenius

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Bobdobbs.jpg [Broken] _______________________
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http://www.subgenius.com/
 
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Pfft. I'll out Cynisacreligion them any day.
 
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0TheSwerve0 said:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Bobdobbs.jpg [Broken]
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I made a shirt with that particular pic on it when I was in High School. I don't know what happened to it though.
 
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I kinda like this one better

pipe.jpg
 
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would you join if either of these were their logo?

http://82avecom.verizonsupersite.com/nss-folder/pictures/man_with_pipe.jpg http://www.brugesinfo.com/images/photos/man-with-pipe-624.jpg [Broken]
 
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one of the church's many Middle-Eastern adherents

http://yalibnan.com/site/archives/2005/06/img/elections%20north%20tripoli%208%20%20A%20Lebanese%20man%20smokes%20an%20argileh%20water-pipe%20outside%20a%20polling%20station%20in%20Tripoli.jpg [Broken]
 
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A follower of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism" [Broken] enjoying his bunless hotdog

http://www.wnysnla.org/galleries/images/Tom%20Mitchell%20eating%20hotdog.jpg
 
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The Church claims that "true" SubGeniuses are not actually human, but rather are descendants of the Yeti. According to Revelation X: The 'Bob' Apocryphon (published in 1994), SubGeniuses are actually the mutant offspring of a forbidden sexual union that took place millions of years ago between a resident of Atlantis and a human; at that time, humans were little more than a slave race. The resulting offspring was the catalyst that led to the fall of Atlantis. SubGeniuses often refer to one another as "Yeti" (or yetynsyni), though this origin story is generally not well known outside of the Church itself.
http://www.fisheadtackle.com/bf-FACE992.jpg
 
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

How the hell did you find that? Or did you make it?
 
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0TheSwerve0 said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
How the hell did you find that? Or did you make it?
It's the creation of this particular sub-genius:

http://www.fisheadtackle.com/Bigfoot.html

It came up when I was googling Neanderthal images.
 
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Join the church of the subgenius, hell, I could be their pope.
 
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I would never let artman talk to god. he might give the Earth a bad name :uhh:
 
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Pfft. I'll out Cynisacreligion them any day.

As a regular of alt.slack and a some-time-now enthusiast of the church, i can say while you'd fit in, you are not even close to the worst the Church has o offer.
 
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Artman said:
Join the church of the subgenius, hell, I could be their pope.

No one can replace Stang and Huey. Except maybe nenslo. We all love nenslo.
 

What is the Church of the Subgenius?

The Church of the Subgenius is a parody religion that satirizes organized religion and society as a whole. It was founded in the 1980s and is known for its controversial and humorous teachings.

Why should I join the Church of the Subgenius?

The Church of the Subgenius offers a unique community for individuals who feel like outsiders in mainstream society. It also provides a satirical and critical perspective on religion and society, allowing members to question and challenge traditional beliefs.

How do I join the Church of the Subgenius?

To officially join the Church of the Subgenius, you must purchase a membership package from their website. However, many consider themselves members simply by identifying with the Church's beliefs and principles.

What are the benefits of joining the Church of the Subgenius?

As a member of the Church of the Subgenius, you gain access to exclusive events, merchandise, and online communities. You also become part of a unique and accepting community that celebrates individualism and skepticism.

Is the Church of the Subgenius a legitimate religion?

The Church of the Subgenius is not recognized as a legitimate religion by any government or traditional religious organization. It is often considered a parody or satire of organized religion and should not be taken too seriously.

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