Kiss my Honey-Baked Butt!!!! Well, if you all remember I got a $50 gift certificate to Honey Baked Hams. Today I went down to the HBH store to get myself a little pork. I went inside and asked for the biggest ham I could get for this $50. The lady at the counter said okay, then she went to the computer and a little while later said, "You can pick up your ham on January 5th." I said, "Where's the camera? Am I on TV?" She said, "What do you mean?" I said, "I'd just like to have a ham this year, that's all, just a regular ham." She said, "There is a waiting list for our hams." I said, "What do you cook them in? Easy-Bake ovens? How about putting a bigger light bulb in there and getting me a ham before my gift certificate expires." She said, "Oh, it won't expire. You pay for the ham now." I said, "The hell I do. I give you the money, then when I show up to get the ham in a few months and find nothing here but an empty building and about 25 other hungry, confused suckers." She said, "Look I'm busy do you want the ham or not." I said, "I'll think about it." She said, "Thank you for shopping at Honey-Baked Hams, please come again and have a Happy Thanksgiving." I didn't say anything I just gave her a dirty look and walked out the door.