Lame Jokes

  1. Lamest joke you know ... :zzz:
     
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  3. jimmy p

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    My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...
     
  4. A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
     
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  5. jimmy p

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    A man walks into a bar... ouch
     
  6. arildno

    arildno 12,015
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    -Watch out for the vacuum cleaner!
    -What vacuuuuuuuuuuu.......
     
  7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....


    ......a stick
     
  8. Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

    Right where you left it.
     
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  9. Ivan Seeking

    Ivan Seeking 12,539
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    The first dirty joke that my parents told me: A white horse fell in the mud.

    Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work. :rofl:
     
  10. enigma

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
     
  11. :rofl: ...sorry. This joke doesn't qualify to be in this thread as in my opinion it is funny :biggrin:
     
  12. enigma

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    Oh, I think it's hilarious too...

    But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.
     
  13. Hurkyl

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    Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
     
  14. Maaaan! LOL. I'm a sucker for lame jokes! Hurkyl - u deserved a prize 4 urs ;D
     
  15. Hurkyl

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    I generally dislike that type of humor, but this one is just too good to ignore. :smile:
     
  16. jimmy p

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    What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

    A snooker table.
     
  17. ...terrible...

    When is a car not a car?

    When it turns into a driveway! :yuck:
     
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  18. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was stapled to Sid Vicious.
     
  19. Njorl

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    I dated a girl who was a magician. She put her hand on my lap and I turned into a motel!
     
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  20. jimmy p

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    What is long, brown and runs around the garden??

    A fence.
     
  21. Why do women wear make up and perfume?








    Because they're Ugly and Smelly.
     
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