Lamest joke you know ... :zzz:
My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
A man walks into a bar... ouch
-Watch out for the vacuum cleaner!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
The first dirty joke that my parents told me: A white horse fell in the mud.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work. :rofl:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
:rofl: ...sorry. This joke doesn't qualify to be in this thread as in my opinion it is funny
Oh, I think it's hilarious too...
But the groan-to-laugh ratio is up around 90% when I tell it.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
Maaaan! LOL. I'm a sucker for lame jokes! Hurkyl - u deserved a prize 4 urs ;D
I generally dislike that type of humor, but this one is just too good to ignore.
What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??
A snooker table.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway! :yuck:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was stapled to Sid Vicious.
I dated a girl who was a magician. She put her hand on my lap and I turned into a motel!
What is long, brown and runs around the garden??
Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they're Ugly and Smelly.
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