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Let's hear your best rap

  1. Apr 23, 2003 #1
    Okay, I have a friend who totally digs rap music. I can't stand it. So we are arguing about it and I say "rap is so dumb, its just stupid flunkies who rhyme a little bit and get paid a whole lot to hang out with hot girls. Its a total joke, anyone could do it." And he comes back with "Well okay, if anyone can do it, it shouldn't be hard at all for someone smart like you .... so start rapping!" I kinda played with him for a bit like "that's so dumb, and I could do it no problem" and he just keeps saying "well then start rapping" so long story short after avoiding it for a while i finally tried, and found out that i sucked, seriously first class suckage here, it was terrible.

    So lets see if any of you can do it, let's hear your best rap (bonus points if you can rap to QM equations or something cool like that)
     
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  3. Apr 23, 2003 #2
    I was bustin' up some b****s
    Gave 'em lots of stitches
    Cruisin' in my Cadillac
    Layin' down the smack

    Now they were givin' me some flack
    Gave my homey a heart a attack
    So I had to set 'em straight
    With a b****slap to their face

    I was bustin' up some b*****s
    And a'rollin' in my riches
    Cruisin' in my Cadillac
    Layin' down the smack


    I came up with that in 2-3 minutes, I'd say
     
  4. Apr 23, 2003 #3
    climbhi, problem is you ain't got no flow
    be tryin to rap and you soundin' like J-Lo
    you pick up the mike, try and recite
    all of a sudden, you got the fright!

    if cats like you wanna learn how to do this
    best sit back now, meditate like a buddhist
    damgo's in the house, with rhymes so tight
    the sucka MCs just give up the fight

    to rap this good, you needa almost sing it
    smooth ain't enough, it's gotta be analytic
    simile's the key, if you listen to me
    just like v when calculating p.
     
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  5. Apr 23, 2003 #4
    Give Damgo a record deal and a million dollars NOW!
     
  6. Apr 23, 2003 #5
    It was pretty good, I agree.
    Damgo, did you rip off any rap songs for your inspiration?

    If you did, then being that rap songs often rip off from mainstream songs, that would then be a rip off of a rip off. Or, as translated to english a little saying is;

    "When a thief steals from a thief, God smiles"

    [edit]
    I'm not accusing you, btw.
     
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  7. Apr 23, 2003 #6
    :smile: naaa, none in particular, though rapping about rapping or how cool you are is pretty easy. this is a ripoff of "Southern Hospitality":

    Dirty phys offices, dirty phys doors
    Dirty phys students wearing dirty phys clothes
    Dirty phys undergrads with their dirty phys 'fros
    What we need round here are some dirty phys ho's

    Hand-me-down students, hand-me-down profs
    Hand-me-down research, hand-me-down thoughts
    Hand-me-down speakers givin hand-me-down talks
    And lazy-ass advisors can hand me down props

    Sweat from the loops, sweat from the trees
    Sweat from the QF, sweat from the T
    You can sweat from a term of high degree
    And if you sweat too fast, you be sweatin at c
     
  8. Apr 23, 2003 #7
    YO YO YO YO
    I got my 9 on my right
    and my Ho's on my left
    THis weed is pure delight
    And my chin is cleft...yo

    You dont know what it is like
    to bust a cap in whitey every night
    running from the cops and doing other racial sterotypes
    but it's ok cause i got my bi*ches on my right...yo

    So yea that is all i got i am drawing a blank but i also hate rap so...
    oh and damgo that was simpley delicious
     
  9. Apr 23, 2003 #8
    rap

    This old rock never fails to confuse me
    Cos everybody down here just won’t let me be
    It’s black against white and rich against poor
    But I can’t tell the difference anymore

    I got this crack to free my mind
    As the politics leave things undefined
    And I got six *****es or more on speed dial
    Got all I need to survive and that’s Guile

    I’ve looked down the barrel of a trigger
    And still called the guy a dirty nigger
    All of that trouble just runs off my back
    As I lay down the foundation for another track

    I got that police chief commish in my pocket
    To make sure that the cops always find me clean
    Cos all of this material they ain’t never seen
    And you ain’t been in my shoes so don’t mock it

    I got the biggest hit counter on the whole of the web
    I just re-direct from yours and it ain’t no sweat
    And I could take your girlfriend too so shut your lip
    I do this 24/7, even during a kip
     
  10. Apr 23, 2003 #9
    rap - edited version

    This old rock never fails to confuse me
    Cos everybody down here just won’t let me be
    It’s black against white and rich against poor
    But I can’t tell the difference anymore

    I got this crack to free my mind
    As the politics leave things undefined
    And I got six *****es or more on speed dial
    Got all I need to survive and that’s Guile

    I’ve looked down the barrel of a trigger
    And still called the guy a dirty nigger
    All of that trouble just runs off my back
    As I lay down the foundation for another track

    I got that police chief commish in my pocket
    To make sure that the cops always find me clean
    Cos all of this material they ain’t never seen
    And you ain’t been in my shoes so don’t mock it

    I got the biggest hit counter on the whole of the net
    I just re-direct from yours and it ain’t no sweat
    And I could take your girlfriend too so shut your lip
    I do this 24/7, even during a kip
     
  11. Apr 23, 2003 #10
    Ha i taught that kid everything he knows!
     
  12. Apr 23, 2003 #11
    I know nothing
     
  13. Apr 23, 2003 #12
    Damgo, you're freaking awesome. That was amazing! The one that was ripped off was awesome, and the first one was incredible too. I think probably my biggest problem with rapping is I feel like an idiot when I do it so I can't get "into the flow" and end up "sounding like J.Lo" Really though that was awesome, I thought this topic would totally flop but its cool to see some people with enough confidence to try and bust out some rap.
     
  14. Apr 23, 2003 #13
    I got a 147 on that snooker table
    I rode the derby winner straight out the stable
    I got a bull eye and 180 on the darts board
    And all this don’t come from the lord

    I’ll put stone cold down in the WWE
    I’ll take Brazil on at Wembley
    I’ll out run Carl Lewis any day of the week
    I’ve got more points then Seattle as I speak

    I ain’t never put no chemical into my system
    I don’t need any drug, substance or steroid
    It makes all the other athletics so annoyed
    I’ve been with all the Romanian gymnastic team and even kissed em
     
  15. Apr 26, 2003 #14
    Yo
    You can't handle this,
    bandwagonist,
    But if you're really nice, I might let you tag along a bit.

    But don't have a fit
    Just ain't got it
    But maybe one day you'll have the skill to be half of this.

    You ain't got it
    You'll never have it
    Just ain't me..
    I'm the **it

    Yo,
    Wanna piece o' this?
    Ludicrous!
    I'll hand your ass to you; I got more and bigger domes to split.

    If you can't handle this,
    Don't be a b****,
    Just sit back, kick back,
    and realize that nothing in the world is gonna change all this.

    Cracka
     
  16. Apr 26, 2003 #15
    I got this really great rap song.

    I made it up myself.

    Rap is crap.

    Period.

    Deal with that my fella's.

    Learn english, learn music, learn talent.

    Talk to me then, MF.
     
  17. Apr 26, 2003 #16
    LoL. I don't generally care for rap music, either, but I thought I'd just see what I can come up with.
     
  18. Apr 26, 2003 #17

    megashawn

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    Proper english is a dying trend, slangs of the world are starting to blend.

    Music is a tool of human expression, what better way to enjoy an even of reflection?

    Talent is much like an opinion. Do you listen to what you like, or to the ones who are winning?

    You see, this, in this forum is not rap. This is mere im-promptu poetry. But it someones eye, I'm sure it is equal to crap.

    There are many types of sound. Anything you want can be found. The key is listening beyond the words, try something simple, like jamming out to birds.

    Classical, metal, country, and blues, they all have similarities, all with common roots. Rap is the new tool to be heard, and being heard is more important then any of your silly words.

    So to you who say "Rap is crap" is merely a way to hide your ignorance fast.

    Not all rap is good, some of its stupid. Just listen to Ja-Rule, trying to play cupid. Some people curse, some people scream, to you or me it may not mean a damn thing.

    There are lots of others, who rap about getting money. I find this funny as there lyrics are crummy. Try Linkin Park, HED PE, Co-Evolution, there lyrical talent is the solution.

    [End Rap]

    Ok, but seriously you cannot say rap is crap. You obviously know nothing about it. As climbhi noted is friend said "If its so easy, go out an sale an album." Alot of what gets played on radios I agree is BS. The Gangster crap is old, and slowly dying out I think.

    Now, you want to say get some talent. You know anything about Mike Shinota? I'd put him up againts the best english teachers in the nation as far as grammar is concerned. And you say Learn english. Rappers such as KRS1 stress the need for proper grammar, enuciation and pronociation (I need spelling I think). When you say that rap lacks talent, you reveal an ugly sore of ignorance, as you obviously know not what you speak on.
     
  19. Apr 29, 2003 #18
    me-ga-shawn, he can rap short or long.
    He'll tell ya when you're wrong cause he got it go-in-on.
     
  20. Apr 29, 2003 #19
    ya know there is a huge difference between writing it and delivering it.

    I'm guessing most of you who hate rap don't really know much about it.

    mainstream rap is crappy to the same degree that mainstream popular music in general is. I'm tired of poeple who have only heard the latest flash in the pan rap artist claiming that rap sucks based on this. that's like me claiming that rock sucks based soley on limp biscuit.
     
  21. Apr 29, 2003 #20
    This thread reminds me of the fact that Arrested Development is giving a free concert in Madison, WI at Memorial Union on Saturday night at 10 PM.

    eNtRopY
     
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