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Little jobs

  1. Aug 9, 2005 #1

    wolram

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    Ok, at work i am asked to fix a dripping tap, so thinks i a five minute job, just
    change the washer, so off i go, but find out the tap is to corroded to repair,
    so off i go to get a new tap, new tap in hand i take the old one off an the
    new one on, only to find the pipe just will not seal, so off comes the pipe, i
    find the pipe has a tiny split just by the olive, the pipe goes through the ceiling
    so into the roof space i go, before i was using the check valve in the pipe to
    turn off the water so i could have just changed the pipe from check valve
    to tap, but the pipe joints to the valve were also corroded so i though replace
    the lot, so i turn off the gate valve and undo the pipe, water gushes every
    where, the valve hadn't sealed, and the pipe had dropped through the hole in
    the ceiling, i had no option but to turn off the main valve, luckily only about
    twenty feet away, next time i am asked to fix a dripping tap :grumpy:
     
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  3. Aug 9, 2005 #2

    arildno

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    You had an eventful day, at least..:smile:
     
  4. Aug 9, 2005 #3

    wolram

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    Yes but i had to go to the boiler house to dry off. :grumpy:
     
  5. Aug 9, 2005 #4

    Lisa!

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    Oh Sir, you're quite slow in doing these kind of jobs, aren't you?(can I use ! at the and of my sentence. Please say yes.)
     
  6. Aug 9, 2005 #5

    JamesU

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    lisa!... do you remember this post?
     
  7. Aug 9, 2005 #6

    Lisa!

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    Thanks! How lovely you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Aug 9, 2005 #7

    JamesU

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    edit that post :grumpy:

    dot--> .<--dot
    do it
     
  9. Aug 9, 2005 #8

    Lisa!

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    I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. Aug 9, 2005 #9

    wolram

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    Grrrrrrrrrr, i have so many things to fix in a day, every now and then a job
    goes tits up, can you use what at the end of a sentence?
    :confused:
     
  11. Aug 9, 2005 #10

    JamesU

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    I am trying to help. <--
    _______________^
     
  12. Aug 9, 2005 #11

    wolram

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    What the eky thump you and lisa on about ?
     
  13. Aug 9, 2005 #12

    arildno

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    Lisa! has a fascination for !'s.
    Personally, I don't see the problem with that.
     
  14. Aug 9, 2005 #13

    Lisa!

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    Thank you esp. because you didn't forget to put "!" in my username!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. Aug 9, 2005 #14

    Lisa!

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    No, you're not!
     
  16. Aug 9, 2005 #15

    wolram

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    ??????? I can only think little things please little minds :uhh: or it is just another
    ploy, she does need lots of attention.
    :biggrin:

    But every one should be sorry for me and all i have to put up with :grumpy:
     
  17. Aug 9, 2005 #16

    arildno

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    So you want cuddle&sympathy, then?
     
  18. Aug 9, 2005 #17
    Wolram, all the plumbing here at the zoobie brush shelter is the same way: an apparently small, straighforward job turns out to require extensive replumbing, and there is always a flood thrown in somewhere for good measure.
     
  19. Aug 9, 2005 #18

    Lisa!

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    Sorry Sir! You're probably right but you're not allowed to pay attention to me anyway!!!!!
     
  20. Aug 9, 2005 #19
    Ha! I know how that feels. When we got the new house me and my dad thought a similar job would be a 30 mins job. It ended up taking a whole day and from then on I don't do any plumbing jobs unless I really know what I'm doing because they can go way wrong.

    Last semester (second semester in college majoring in mechanical engineering) I was just a freshman and got this job in the engineering dept. They had nothing for me to do but shred boxes and boxes of paper from like 30 years ago...The secretary gave me a shredding machine that stops on its own when it gets hot (of course she forgot to tell me). I was shredding paper with the staples since the machine said that was ok, but then suddenly the machine stopped! Of course I think a staple got stuck in it and sit there for 15 mins trying to open it. One electrical engineer walks in and sees me trying to fix it so he tries to help too. He can't figure out why it doesn't wanna open so he gets another electrical engineer (they were both in their 40's I think). They spend an hour trying to open the thing and it doesn't wanna open so they break it open (engineers...ha!). We then figure out that we were missing a screw hidden under the warning sign on the back. They take EVERYTHING appart and find no staple stopping the thing and then this one guy finds a sensor that stops it when it gets hot or something. We put it back together and of course it never worked again (my first day shredding). Secretary replaces it since it was a new machine and everyone's happy :biggrin:.

    This summer I got a job in the library and after a few days, they find out that I'm a mechanical engineering major. They get a problem with the printer and ask me to fix it...I went to check it out and see if there's any paper jam but there wasn't any. I told them that I didn't wanna mess anymore with their $400 printer and they better get someone who knows what they're doing (I learned my lesson).
     
  21. Aug 9, 2005 #20

    wolram

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    I think i will wear a full body condom next time. :biggrin:
     
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