What should a man and woman say to each other in a wedding ceremony?
love, honor, and cherish?
What do you mean by love,what do you mean by honor and what do you mean by cherish?
can't wait for that honeymoon sex?
"Sign here, here, and initial there that you are waiving the 'obey' clause."
"I've changed my mind".
When I was little, I thought it was "love, honor, and cherries".
Be kind to each other?
The usual yada-yada-yada.
They should save their imagination for a more romantic moment.
You are watching too closely work of Jerry Seinfeld_^^_ (and Quentin Tarantino>>)?
"I promise to get up when the baby cries at night, feed the baby, change the baby and get the baby back to sleep then go to work and come home and make dinner, wash the dishes, pay the bills, play with the baby, listen to my spouse's complaints and praises, feed the baby, play in the tub with the baby, play some more, vacuum the living room and babie's room, fix the squeek in the stairs and paint the spare room for the inlaws, feed/change the baby, order more diapers, go grocery shopping, go to bed wake up with the crying baby, feed the baby, rock the baby, change the baby, cook the zuccini for the baby, rock the baby back to sleep and go to work and more, to the end of time."
I know I'm obvious.
Gotta love a baby who eats zucchini!
Its a good trick for latenite/earlymorning baby munchies.
grind up the (edit)steamed zucc in a blender
pour into ice cube tray
remove (edit:1 or 2 cubes) and melt in sauce pan
feed self and child.
go to work:zzz:
edit: zucc cubes double as teethers. for those new teeth also try a frozen wash cloth, yummy.
I'm a big fan of the classics. You know, "till death do us part" and all that jaz.
4lb of love
1 lb butter of youth
1/2 lb of good looks
l lb sweet temper
1 lb of blindness for faults
1 lb of self forgetfulness
l lb of pounded wit
lb of good humor
2 tablespoons of sweet argument
1 pint of rippling laughter
1 wine glass of common sense
1 oz modesty
Put in the love, good looks and sweet temper into a well furnished house. Beat the butter of youth to a cream, and mix well together with the blindness of faults. Stir the pounded wit and good humor into the sweet argument, and then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Work the whole together until everything is well mixed, and bake gently for ever.
It would have worked for me but I set the oven to high and ended up getting a divorce.
We also had too much argument (the unsweetened kind) and not enough blindness for faults.
I still like to cook though.
I love you.
When are we having sex?
what will they say or what are they thinking?
man) tell blah blah to slow down with the drinking lol
woman) blah blah is f'n up my wedding
man) you better love me, this cost of this ring will have me on my knees
woman) i hope he doesn't expect sex after...
just a guess that these will pop up at some point. :rofl:
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