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Man severs & cooks hand to escape god's wrath

  1. Jan 9, 2008 #1
    religious nuttiness reaches a new low (well I guess it isn't just religious...):
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  3. Jan 9, 2008 #2
    There is a similar story that occurred a month ago in India that fits this scenario. Thieves cut off a Holyman's leg who claimed had healing powers in that leg. Not only that, but the thieves made off with it.


    Crazy stuff.
  4. Jan 9, 2008 #3
  5. Jan 10, 2008 #4

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    He's just following the rules, isn't he? Shouldn't all of us be doing this too? I mean it's right there in unequivocal black and white.

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  6. Jan 10, 2008 #5


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    And if it offend thee from a distance, reach for it with thine remaining virtuous hand,
    And cast it into a hell of blood-boiling microwaves...

    ...cook on high power for 17 minutes or until crispy.
  7. Jan 11, 2008 #6


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    You can crisp things in a microwave?

    And Gokul,
    that's disgusting.
  8. Jan 11, 2008 #7
    The person did not follow it enough.

    Matthew 5:29

    "If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

    But wait, this might be one of those "symbolic" verses :biggrin:
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  10. Jan 11, 2008 #9
    It was snack time:

    finger food

    "Finger Foods:
    Eating your hands is one of life's best guilty-pleasures—that's why these appetizers and snacks are such fun. Serve just one or showcase an assortment; either way they're sinfully good"

    http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/recipe/cat/0,1678,sLang%3Dus&iCat%3D37&iCatObj%3D5128,00.html [Broken]
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  12. Jan 13, 2008 #11


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    There are many people that insist the Bible must be interpreted literally, yet verses like these make me wonder how they could possibly think this?!
  13. Jan 13, 2008 #12
    The answer is simple: They don't bring it up.
  14. Jan 13, 2008 #13


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    You know, Pepperidge Farm Brand Microwave Chicken Pot Pies actually get really crispy when cooked in a microwave!

    So, if you forget how to make severed hands crispy in a microwave, just know that......

    "Pepperidge Farm Remembers"


    I couldn't resist, sorry!
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