Math jokes

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A mathmatical proof of something that I long suspected: Girls are evil .

Guys all know that:

Girls = Time x Money

And it is a well established that:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2

And we all know that money is the root of all evil, so:

Money = [squ]evil

Therefore:

Girls = ([squ]evil)^2

Therefore:

Girls = evil

I knew it! :smile:
 
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Well Artman-
following similar logic
Men are worse than evil-

We women know that men require 4 things:
Men = Time x Money x Sex x Women

And everyone knows:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Men = (Money)^2 x Women x Sex

And of course to a guy, Women and Sex are the same thing:

Women = Sex

Men = (Money)^2 x (Women)^2

We know that money is the root of all evil:

Money = evil

And you've alreayd proved that women are evil so:

Women = Evil

Therefore with a few more substitutions:

Men = Evil^3

and men are therefore worse than evil
 
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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
 
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Originally posted by Gale17
Well Artman-
following similar logic
Men are worse than evil-

We women know that men require 4 things:
Men = Time x Money x Sex x Women

And everyone knows:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Men = (Money)^2 x Women x Sex

And of course to a guy, Women and Sex are the same thing:

Women = Sex

Men = (Money)^2 x (Women)^2

We know that money is the root of all evil:

Money = evil

And you've alreayd proved that women are evil so:

Women = Evil

Therefore with a few more substitutions:

Men = Evil^3

and men are therefore worse than evil
Excellent, Gale17. Ouch, we're evil cubed!

Also, I liked the pizza joke.
 
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Originally posted by Gale17
Well Artman-
following similar logic
Men are worse than evil-

We women know that men require 4 things:
Men = Time x Money x Sex x Women

And everyone knows:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Men = (Money)^2 x Women x Sex

And of course to a guy, Women and Sex are the same thing:

Women = Sex

Men = (Money)^2 x (Women)^2

We know that money is the root of all evil:

Money = evil

And you've alreayd proved that women are evil so:

Women = Evil

Therefore with a few more substitutions:

Men = Evil^3

and men are therefore worse than evil

I presume that you assumed that Evil >1. This may not be the case.
 

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