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Matrix employment

  1. Oct 8, 2016 #1
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  3. Oct 8, 2016 #2


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    My CV:

    Surname: Smith
    First name: Um... John. Yes. John.​

    Relevant experience:
    - fully aware of artificial nature of reality
    - forty years' experience...interacting with... those humans in the know
    - ambitious
    - able to replicate self to increase productivity​

    Other skills:
    - kung fu
    - rated "expert" with pistol
    - corporealate takeovers​

    Salary expectations: 200kW human body heat​

    Do you think I'll get the job?
  4. Oct 8, 2016 #3
    Only if you have already been programmed to do so.
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