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Men in black- Right outside my building! They're probably here for me.

  1. Jun 25, 2009 #1
    I'm not kidding. Two black vehicles, serious looking, and men in black suits are right outside. Should I post a pic or will that piss them off?

    Something's up. There aren't too many people in my apartment building, so they're probably here for me. Maybe. I've gotta come up with something illegal, something criminal to tell them I've been doing. Any suggestions?

    This is gonna be awesome!
     
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  3. Jun 25, 2009 #2

    lisab

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    Post a pic....and quickly, before they come and get you :smile: !
     
  4. Jun 25, 2009 #3

    DaveC426913

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    If we haven't heard back from you by tomorrow, we will avenge your death.
     
  5. Jun 25, 2009 #4

    Pengwuino

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    THEY LOOK SERIOUS!!! post pics, quickly, it's the last thing you'll ever do.
     
  6. Jun 25, 2009 #5

    drizzle

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    :rofl::rofl:

    as for you OAQfirst [if you still there] just stay cool and calm, wait on front of your door and say “I’ve been expecting you:cool:


    ps. you better dressed in black too, so you as well look serious and would get them thinking "yeah he’s the one"
     
  7. Jun 25, 2009 #6

    Ivan Seeking

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    I suggest running out the building while screaming "I didn't do it!".
     
  8. Jun 25, 2009 #7
    Here they are!

    http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2210/mibrides.jpg [Broken]

    Well, actually there really aren't any men out there. I just thought it would look cool to black out parts of the pic. You know, the way the FBI does with FOIA files.

    Eh, they're gone now. Damn. There goes my shot at adventure.
     
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  9. Jun 25, 2009 #8
    And thanks, everyone, for your concern. Maybe next time there will be something real. Something different in my gravy life.

    You folks are funny!
     
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  10. Jun 25, 2009 #9

    Redbelly98

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    OAQfirst, please make sure you are sitting down before reading this.

    I'm afraid the men in black did come pay you a visit ... you said so yourself in an earlier post, which then mysteriously disappeared minutes later.

    They must have erased your memory just before leaving your apartment. Quick, look around for clues or anything out of the ordinary. Is anything missing? You had said earlier you live alone ... if there is now a flatmate or wife with you, they are just there to keep tabs on you. More memory-altering tricks from the MIB. Also, you have no siblings. If you think otherwise -- it's another trick!

    You are clearly involved in something big. Don't worry, we are here to help you figure it out. Please keep us posted.
     
  11. Jun 25, 2009 #10
    Someone left the seat up.


    -Oh wait. That was me.
     
  12. Jun 25, 2009 #11

    Hurkyl

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    That's what I want you to think. They. That's what they want you to think.
     
  13. Jun 25, 2009 #12

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    that was hilarious, I just hit my forehead on my desk, it’ll leave a mark for sure:rofl:
     
  14. Jun 25, 2009 #13

    Moonbear

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    :rofl:
     
  15. Jun 25, 2009 #14
    That's what Hurkyl want's you to think. It's a mark from when you hit your forehead on your desk.

    Find some aluminum foil, asap!
     
  16. Jun 25, 2009 #15

    Moonbear

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    Aha! Now it suddenly makes sense why TV was switched to digital! THEY needed the analog channels so they could rely on the tin foil hats to boost the signals rather than block them. Ask anyone who used to use rabbit ears on their TV and they'll tell you about how tin foil improves reception!
     
  17. Jun 25, 2009 #16

    lisab

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    Pfft...of course I donned my hat as soon as I read your initial post.
     
  18. Jun 25, 2009 #17

    Hurkyl

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    No, that one really was her doing. I didn't see it myself.
     
  19. Jun 25, 2009 #18

    DaveC426913

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    It's already too late. I don my hat before logging on to PF.
     
  20. Jun 26, 2009 #19
    This thread is priceless. hahahaha You guys are too funny sometimes. Thats why I love you all.
     
  21. Jun 26, 2009 #20

    Borek

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    You can always shot her in the head and say "Consider that a divorce." That is part of the therapy requied to totally recall your memory.
     
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