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Moniques request - poo

  1. Nov 24, 2003 #1

    jimmy p

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    Ok for all us 'mature guys' (see masturbation thread) we now have a thread about POO we will start by thinking of as many words for poo as we can

    - Poo
    - Dung
    - Manure
    - Excretement
    - Faeces
    - Stool
    - Droppings
    - Muck
    - (according to MS word, Fertiliser and compost)
    - Sh*t
    - Crap
    - Log

    Any others???
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    This thread obviously deserves to be locked.
  4. Nov 24, 2003 #3

    jimmy p

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    LOL could you be so cruel??
  5. Nov 24, 2003 #4
    This is ridiculous, but, while it's here...

    Pie (as in "cow pie")
    sh*te (old English )
    Digested waste material
    Land Mines (usually applied to pets)
    Roses (different from "flowers", believe me)
    "A little gift"

    That's all for now.
  6. Nov 24, 2003 #5

    jimmy p

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    HEHEHEHEHE im, actually sad enough to have laughed at some of them..especially 'plop', havent heard that one in ages.

    I thought of another

    - 'friend' (as in "i'm just going to drop some friends off at the pool")
  7. Nov 24, 2003 #6

    How about...

    Fudge (don't read too much into this one, please )
    Number 2

    Geez, the next step would be to make a thread on the different names for farts! ...I don't mean to suggest that anyone should actually do that, btw .
  8. Nov 24, 2003 #7

    jimmy p

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    No.2 How obvious!!! *slaps forehead*

    How about

    amorphous deposit
    brown banana
  9. Nov 24, 2003 #8
    You did a dirty topic proud!

    There is, of course, the classic "poo-poo" and "oops". As well as "stinky" (as in, "I have to go 'stinky'") and dooty.
  10. Nov 24, 2003 #9

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  11. Nov 24, 2003 #10
    Man...it just goes to show you; some people just got nothin' better to do with their time .

    BTW, that site had some really nasty ones, and some really funny ones.
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