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Monkeys will pay to look at porn!

  1. Jan 28, 2005 #1
    I think there may be something to this, it sure could explain a lot. Monkey see, monkey do! :rofl: :uhh: :rofl:

    I wonder how the PF Sisterhood will utulize this new found knowledge! :rofl:

    Monkeys will pay to look at porn!

    So are men any different? :uhh:
     
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  3. Jan 28, 2005 #2

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    ha ha! That was great! I just wonder which of the scientists was in charge of deciding what the monkey porn should look like and which female monkeys to photograph. How does a human judge monkey "hotness"?
     
  4. Jan 28, 2005 #3
    How to even speculate? HMMMM?

    --They are 'really' into their research!?! :rofl:

    --What's the difference? I mean c'mon, monkeys and humans share 99.9% of the same genetic material! :rofl:

    --The male researchers knew, the just knew! :bugeye: :rofl:

    --Actually the male graduate students got a kick out of taking the research monkeys with them the local strip clubs where the monkeys learned to immitate the students behavoir. Boy were they surprised when a thesis evovled out of it and they got their doctorates!:rofl:

    Now I'm just running out of steam now! :uhh:
     
  5. Jan 28, 2005 #4

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    That's funny!!! I never thought of monkeys bartering. I do remember that one at the LA Zoo had no shame.
     
  6. Jan 28, 2005 #5

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    I can't believe you're all making fun of my research like this. :frown:

    Just kidding! :rofl:

    Why do I have a feeling this project was designed during a bachelor party for one of the grad students though? :biggrin:
     
  7. Jan 28, 2005 #6
    :smile: I imagine a female monkey will be sexy when she is on heat doing a lot of 'inviting" gestures with her private parts turned pink/red. I could be wrong.
     
  8. Jan 28, 2005 #7
    Ivan, obviously you have forgotten what planet you are on!:surprised
    Perhaps we'll send Dr Zaius to help you out!:biggrin:
    Sure you are! Dont worry, your secret is safe with us! :rofl:
    I dont know, you may have to do a decathalon of mental gymanstics to fully explain your hunch! Perhaps you can start by treating the PF guys to a show to get the research started! :rofl:
     
  9. Jan 28, 2005 #8

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    Rest assured - we will find a way. :rofl: :rofl:
     
  10. Jan 28, 2005 #9

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    At least now we know how to get juice if we're thirsty. :rofl:
     
  11. Jan 28, 2005 #10
    What kind of monkey business are you up to?

    Monkeys that don't get to stay at home and watch porn (or at least have access to cable tv) sometimes become frustrated and go raiding like this group;
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4025507.stm

    Those monkeys should be properly spanked !
     
  12. Jan 28, 2005 #11
    OH NO! Now you're starting to get ideas, OMG what have I done???? :surprised

    There's no telling what the sisterhood will do with it's new found powers! :surprised
     
  13. Jan 28, 2005 #12

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    Don't fight it. Just ask Ivan, tribdog and Chronos; it's much less painful if you just relax and go along with whatever we tell you to do. :biggrin:
     
  14. Jan 28, 2005 #13
    I.....must.....resist the.....I.....have to..........must fight....mmmgh.....uggmmhhh.....try to resist.....I have to.....

    AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    (polyb was last seen slavishly handing cartloads of sunkist fruit drinks to the sisterhood of PFology :rofl:)
     
  15. Jan 28, 2005 #14

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    Hmmm, so these were male monkeys? What were the female monkeys willing to give up juice for? Certainly not just pictures. :biggrin:
     
  16. Jan 28, 2005 #15

    Ivan Seeking

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    The female monkeys traded four juices and the pictures of their rear ends for a candlelight dinner.
     
  17. Jan 28, 2005 #16

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    I think you have that the wrong way around. The male monkeys traded 4 juices and a candlelight dinner for a picture of the female monkeys' rear ends. :biggrin: You don't think they were going to give out pictures before getting dinner, do you? After the second dinner, they'll wiggle that brightly colored bottom for the male monkey, and maybe, if the male monkey is a really good negotiator, he might get more than just a wiggle if he barters a third dinner. Female monkeys never trade their juice for anything. Why should they when the male monkeys are so eager to give them juice and give them what they want too? :biggrin:
     
  18. Jan 29, 2005 #17

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    Of course, you're right...

    I'm dying to make a banana joke here. :rolleyes:
     
  19. Jan 29, 2005 #18
    Don't worry Ivan, there is a self-professed ape perfectly willing, able and ready to do that :biggrin: .
     
  20. Jan 29, 2005 #19

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    That's it! I'm going back to my tree; pictures or no pictures.
     
  21. Jan 29, 2005 #20
    I'm scared of killer bees and ghosts and big hairy spiders, but that fear is nothing compared to the feeling I got reading this post.
     
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