Moronic TV shows. Please stop!

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I watched a couple of episodes of "Auction Hunters" tonight and was disgusted. These guys buy the contents of storage units and claim to make their living from selling the contents. In one episode, they found a Japanese sword in late military mounts and acted like it was a treasure. In another episode, they found two percussion-type shotguns, and the heavy-set guy with the tattoos on his shaved head claimed sagely that "They are worth more money if they will fire." What a moronic idea!!! A gun that is old, eroded, or worn should never be fired, lest somebody be injured. A collector would never pay more for an old gun because it had been fired recently, either. They want pristine weapons in as-found condition. The producers of this show are brain-dead and have absolutely no idea what collectors of antiques want.

BTW, you can salt Japanese swords into auctions day after day with a reserve price of $300 or so, because every bone-head will pay at least that hoping that if they take the mounts off the blade, they will discover an ancestral blade that dates from the 15th century. $300? It's like paying 25 cents for a roll of 25 pennies, and hoping to find one penny that is worth more than a penny.
 

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I watched a couple of episodes of "Auction Hunters" tonight and was disgusted. These guys buy the contents of storage units and claim to make their living from selling the contents. In one episode, they found a Japanese sword in late military mounts and acted like it was a treasure. In another episode, they found two percussion-type shotguns, and the heavy-set guy with the tattoos on his shaved head claimed sagely that "They are worth more money if they will fire." What a moronic idea!!! A gun that is old, eroded, or worn should never be fired, lest somebody be injured. A collector would never pay more for an old gun because it had been fired recently, either. They want pristine weapons in as-found condition. The producers of this show are brain-dead and have absolutely no idea what collectors of antiques want.
Pawn Stars and American Pickers are successful because the people are funny. So, they decide to have not funny, over the top nonsense. There are a few more really bad rip off shows coming.
 
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Pawn Stars and American Pickers are successful because the people are funny. So, they decide to have not funny, over the top nonsense. There are a few more really bad rip off shows coming.
I hope you are wrong, but I fear you are right.
 
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Channels like TLC and Discovery are really stretching it lately. I've been extremely suspicious of "Gold Rush Alaska", "Kidnap and Rescue", "Mall Cops" and "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant".
 
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There is a new show out called Storage Wars which I can't stop watching. I find it entertaining because sometimes it is funny seeing what people leave in storage places. I thought it was hilarious when one guy bought a "locker" for like $300 and inside was an oil painting with $900 in cold hard cash hiding inside the frame.

Ok and to be honest, 90% of my enjoyment comes from laughing at how these people who sell other peoples junk for $2 try to make their lives and professions seem anything but a moot point.
 
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Just tuned in Pawn Stars tonight. A guy brought in a Winchester Model 86 rifle, and they claimed that it was the "First and most popular repeating rifle". That is ridiculous!! Winchester produced the Henry repeating rifle during the Civil War, and more models throughout the next 20+ years before the '86 came out. These "pawn stars" are idiots, as are their producers.
 
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Kill your TV!
 
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Kill your TV!
If I had another Model 86 (I sold the others), I'd be tempted.
 
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Kill your TV!
Better yet, watch PBS.

Can't believe it, but I actually like the Antiques Road Show. It comes on after The News Hour so by default I started catching it. Beyond all of the science-based programming, The History Detectives can also be quite interesting.
 
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There is a new show out called Storage Wars which I can't stop watching. I find it entertaining because sometimes it is funny seeing what people leave in storage places. I thought it was hilarious when one guy bought a "locker" for like $300 and inside was an oil painting with $900 in cold hard cash hiding inside the frame.
Everytime I go by a storage business in my city, I look to see if there's an auction going on. One time there was and I was soooooooo tempted....

And yes I just quoted myself. Deal with it.
 
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Just tuned in Pawn Stars tonight. A guy brought in a Winchester Model 86 rifle, and they claimed that it was the "First and most popular repeating rifle". That is ridiculous!! Winchester produced the Henry repeating rifle during the Civil War, and more models throughout the next 20+ years before the '86 came out. These "pawn stars" are idiots, as are their producers.
You've been laid up way to long turbo.

What you need is a good foot and some warm weather for gardening.
 
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You've been laid up way to long turbo.

What you need is a good foot and some warm weather for gardening.
I know. I hate TV and watch due to boredom. Then I get disgusted.
 
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I know. I hate TV and watch due to boredom. Then I get disgusted.
Are you still on dialup internet service or did you get high speed?
 
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Are you still on dialup internet service or did you get high speed?
I have minimal (1.5M) DSL that is spotty at best. Many times, I can't top 1M so streaming even low-res music videos can get dicey. I have Dish network, replete with tons of channels that I will never ever watch, just so we can get some basic TV. When the TV broadcasters here went digital, most of us in the boonies lost most or all of our coverage. I feel really bad for old folks who don't have the understanding or the money to regain some basic TV content.

Cable is not even an option out here. The population density is too low for cable, so you either have to spring for satellite or do without.
 
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I have minimal (1.5M) DSL that is spotty at best. Many times, I can't top 1M so streaming even low-res music videos can get dicey. I have Dish network, replete with tons of channels that I will never ever watch, just so we can get some basic TV. When the TV broadcasters here went digital, most of us in the boonies lost most or all of our coverage. I feel really bad for old folks who don't have the understanding or the money to regain some basic TV content.

Cable is not even an option out here. The population density is too low for cable, so you either have to spring for satellite or do without.
You can definitely run Netflix at 1.5, and for I think 8$ a month for unlimited access. Beats the heck out of regular TV.
 
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You can definitely run Netflix at 1.5, and for I think 8$ a month for unlimited access. Beats the heck out of regular TV.
You can indeed, and it sure as hell does.

A Roku player, or just your computer is a pretty good choice, unless you feel like a PS3 or Xbox360... and that I have trouble imagining Turbo... :wink:
 
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Housewives of Stuck-up City.
 
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Why do people watch this... stuff?
 
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Kill your TV!
Hi lisab;

I think I recall from another thread you said you had no TV in your house. Firstly if that is the case, let me say how I admire you about this.

Do you have kids ? How old are they ? How do you cope with the 'strange' postion that they might feel they're in, given that 99.999% of other people do have TV ?
 
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SyFy sucks now too... "Ghost Hunters"
 
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SyFy sucks now too... "Ghost Hunters"
*Seething Hatred*


That channel has a LOT to answer for...
 
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Hi lisab;

I think I recall from another thread you said you had no TV in your house. Firstly if that is the case, let me say how I admire you about this.

Do you have kids ? How old are they ? How do you cope with the 'strange' postion that they might feel they're in, given that 99.999% of other people do have TV ?
I have an 18-year-old daughter who lives most of the time at college now. When she was a younger kid, there was a TV in the house but she almost never watched. She just wasn't interested - had other hobbies, like piano or reading. When she became a teenager, sometimes she'd watch C-SPAN (seriously).

So she never really missed TV, but I admit any teen who watches C-SPAN for fun is not typical.
 
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C-Span? Wow... I....

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In my life, I've never met ANYONE who really watches C-Span below the age of... lets say 45.

She must have been HELL to argue with about politics! "Well mom, if you'd been WATCHING the senate floor then you'd KNOW..." *facepalm*
 
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SyFy sucks now too... "Ghost Hunters"
That's nothing compared to Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures. That is the most ridiculous show on tv, hands down.
 
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That's nothing compared to Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures. That is the most ridiculous show on tv, hands down.
I would tend to agree, but the scripted "TruTV" shows have to be the most absurd.

It's hard to tell these days, but actually I'd say Glenn Beck is the most moronic, with Nancy Grace running a close second.

On the other hand, TSM: World's Dumbest... es mon petite peche.
 

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