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  • #26
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Lisa! said:
Remember I asked you about :tongue: and :tongue2: ?
Yes, i remember, i'm not that old, remember? :tongue2:

Lisa! said:
You know :tongue: seems to be kind of stupid and as you said childish!But I think :tongue2: is better for you. :wink:
Ok. I'll take it out of my vocabulary. :biggrin:

Lisa! said:
Oh perfect.Maybe innocent means a clever criminal! :devil: :wink:
It would be a real shame, if i was stupid, right? :rolleyes: :wink:

Daniel.
 
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Lisa! said:
I won't forget you forever! o:) (add it to "Women top lies" list :tongue2: but seriously I don't think I'll forget you because I have a good memory. :wink:
Let's time decide that. :wink: For now, i'm still here. :surprised

Daniel.
 
  • #28
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We're not chitchating, are we?
 
  • #29
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Yes, we are. It took you kinda long to figure it out. :tongue2: One more week. :wink: It's written under my sweet green avatar.

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We have no excuse to chitchat through other threads because Franzbear is alive now!
 
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And how do you want to change it after you leave here?
 
  • #32
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I won't post in there. Nope, there's no point for me to post there anymore. It should be locked again. Poor Tribdog would be pi$$ed off at Evo for doing what she did. :grumpy:

Daniel.

P.S. Apparently, there are other 20 online members in GD. Why are the only ones posting? :surprised:
 
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Lisa! said:
And how do you want to change it after you leave here?
Stick around and you'll find out. :wink:

Daniel. :wink:
 
  • #34
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No idea!Sounds like we go to the other world instead of getting back Franzbear to our world!
 
  • #35
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I didn't get it. Could you translate it to plain (American) English, please? :tongue2:

Daniel.
 
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A blonde, redhead and brunette are running away from the cops. They decide to ditch their car and hide in potato bags. The police catches up and finds three potato bags on the side. They kick the first one, in which is the brunette.

"Meow," the brunette said.
"Must be a cat," the police moved on and kicked the bag with the redhead.

"Woof," the redhead said.
"Must be a dog," the police moved on to the bag with the blonde and kicked it.

"Potato."
 
  • #37
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dextercioby said:
I didn't get it. Could you translate it to plain (American) English, please? :tongue2:

Daniel.
Sorry, I had to go.I mean it seems evryone is dead around here.Sth like "The Other" movie!Get it ?
 
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Lisa! said:
Sorry, I had to go.I mean it seems evryone is dead around here.
Not really, we're pretty much alive. :surprised


Lisa! said:
Sth like "The Other" movie!Get it ?
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with "the other" movies. :frown: :tongue2:


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  • #39
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dextercioby said:
Not really, we're pretty much alive. :surprised
For sure we are but I'm not sure about other members around here! :uhh:




I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with "the other" movies. :frown: :tongue2:


Daniel.
It's 1 of Nicole kidman's movie!

By the way I think we've ruined this thread by chitchatting!Are you ready to delet all of our unrelevant posts?Of course if you don't think they're kind of jokes themselves! :wink:
 
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Lisa! said:
For sure we are but I'm not sure about other members around here! :uhh:
They're kinda weird people, you know, playing with the rotten corpse of Franzbear. :yuck: :yuck:



Lisa! said:
It's 1 of Nicole kidman's movie!
I hate Nicole kidman's (!) movies. :yuck: :yuck:

Lisa! said:
By the way I think we've ruined this thread by chitchatting!
It was a wreck since the very 1-st post. :wink:

Lisa! said:
Are you ready to delet all of our unrelevant posts?Of course if you don't think they're kind of jokes themselves! :wink:
Do we have unrelevant posts in this thread? :surprised :yuck: :frown: :tongue2: They're not jokes, not yet. o:)

Daniel.
 
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dextercioby said:
I hate Nicole kidman's (!) movies. :yuck: :yuck:
Really? :bugeye:





Do we have unrelevant posts in this thread? :surprised :yuck: :frown: :tongue2: They're not jokes, not yet. o:)

Daniel.
No,who dares to say that?
 
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Yeah, i hate Nicole Kidman altogether. :yuck:

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  • #43
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Can I ask who's your favorite actress?
 
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You can, of course, as the matter of fact, you just did. I won't answer, this is a trick question. I don't have favorite actresses, as i don't watch movies, just because the X chick is starring. :wink: I'm a big fan of "Alien" series and "Terminator", too.

Daniel.
 
  • #45
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Is it really a joke thread?

For sure I asked but I meant "would you answer my question?" :grumpy:
and I don't watch movies because of X actor/actress,too.But you know directors are a bit different for me! :rolleyes:
 
  • #46
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Katherine Hepburn. Happy with the answer? Okay, i've had enough of this thread. Let the other post their favorite jokes (what a joke :rofl:). I'm out.

Daniel.
 
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Q. What do you do when Lisa! throws a bomb at you?

Ans. You remove the pin and throw it back on her :biggrin:

Q.What do you do when Lisa! grows up and now removes the pin and throws it at you?

Ans. Run because she has the bomb. :rofl:

BJ

(I generally use these to tease someone , so donot take it seriously :blushing: )
 
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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.
 
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A new customer walks into Ned's Pub and sits down at a corner table.

Ned, who likes to know all his customers, introduces himself and finds out the new customer's name is Patrick. He asks what Patrick would like to order and Patrick orders three beers.

"Hard day at the office?" Ned asks.

"No", the customer answers, "I've just arrived in America and I had to leave my two brothers behind. Every Friday night, we'd get together at the local pub. There's been three beers at our table ever since we were old enough to drink. When I left home, we realized we might never see each other again, so we pledged we would always have three beers at our Friday night table so we'd never forget the good times we had together."

Ned thought this was a pretty neat tradition (and good for his cash register, as well). For years and years, Patrick came in every Friday night and Ned didn't even need to ask about his order. He always put three beers on Patrick's table. Patrick always entertained Ned with stories about the brothers' youthful escapades.

Eventually, the inevitable occurred. Ned brought three beers to Patrick's table and Patrick replied with a sad face, "No need for three beers anymore, Ned. I'll only be needing two beers from now on."

Ned was crestfallen. He had come to feel he knew Patrick's brothers personally, and now one had died.

"Patrick, that's horrible news. Which of your brothers passed away?"

"What? There's nothing wrong with my brothers! No, no, it's incredibly great news! I'm marrying the most wonderful woman in the world .... with only one problem. She detests drinking and I have to give up alcohol for her to marry me."

"But, but ..... you've got two beers!"

"Yeah, fortunately she hasn't had any effect on my brothers!"
 
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There was a bear and a rabbit in the forest. The bear just got done going sh*t, looked over at the rabbit and asked "do you have problems with sh*t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied "no". Then the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt and said "good".
 

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