My girlfriend and I broke up today

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and then got back together again later. :rofl:
 

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Smurf said:
and then got back together again later. :rofl:
:grumpy: You're terrible. :wink:
 
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Moonbear
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A wise guy, eh? Nyook nyook nyook. :rofl:
 
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ack you torment us. There are still those of out there who don't have girlfriends :cry:.
 
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Smurf said:
and then got back together again later. :rofl:
Poor thing didn't know enough to quit while she was ahead, huh? :biggrin:
 
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Wait, you have a girlfriend? :surprised :tongue2:
 
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Smurfette, duh!
 
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Smurf said:
and then got back together again later. :rofl:
Sooooo, you agreed to get rid of your dresses? :eek:
 
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Danger said:
Poor thing didn't know enough to quit while she was ahead, huh? :biggrin:
She always did say I was good with words.
Ivan Seeking said:
Sooooo, you agreed to get rid of your dresses? :eek:
Or she succumbed to my demand that she share hers.
 
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Smurf said:
She always did say I was good with words.
Or she succumbed to my demand that she share hers.
A match made in heaven! :biggrin:
 
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The whole thing happened in a 2 hour period. Probably less.
 
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motai said:
ack you torment us. There are still those of out there who don't have girlfriends :cry:.

But is it really something to be sad about?

I mean honestly?

I'm glad i don't have to put up with all that pointless crap.
 
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Hurkyl said:
Smurfette, duh!

Yo smurf, i think he jsut called your girlfriend a slut...
 
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Break up nookie...
 
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Smurf said:
and then got back together again later. :rofl:
And I was all ready to ask you out, too. Darn.

:cry:

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it's ok Rev she specifcally said she didn't mind me being attracted to other people as long as (and i quote) "Your not off groping them or something" so as long as we tie my hands behind my back while we're at it it's all good.
 
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FredGarvin said:
Break up nookie...
:rolleyes:

i think make up nookie is far more common.

Just a hunch. Not like i would know or anything :uhh:
 
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At least you don't have any emotional issue to deal with. I used to hang with this gal, whom I adored. We used to talk about the relationships she had. It made me sad. Then she met this guy and married him. I haven't seen her since. Oh poor me. It was a valuable lesson.-
 
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Smurf said:
it's ok Rev she specifcally said she didn't mind me being attracted to other people as long as (and i quote) "Your not off groping them or something" so as long as we tie my hands behind my back while we're at it it's all good.
Yeah, but now there's no chance of getting in your pants (and, of course, getting you to do my homework for me).

:rofl:

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you are a bunch of childern, and im the one whose age group is stereotyped for acting like that.

If she broke up, then there must be something wrong. I suggest you do not think about marriage untill you can stay together through problems that last 2 hours. Ok smurf

Now the rev, it makes you sound like a preacher, but you do not act like one. I kinda hope ur not a christian (though that is something bad to hope for anyone) because if you are, what you type ruins ur witness

now, be good (or else;)
 
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Chronos said:
At least you don't have any emotional issue to deal with. I used to hang with this gal, whom I adored. We used to talk about the relationships she had. It made me sad. Then she met this guy and married him. I haven't seen her since. Oh poor me. It was a valuable lesson.-
This is why you don't let them cry on your shoulder. You also don't talk to women about their other relationships. Big no-no.
 

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