I was cleaning my office and found and old Will Rogers joke list. For those who don't know Rogers [one of my favorites], who lived from 1879, until 1935, he was an American icon rather unique in his role in US History. His down-home charm and wit carried a great deal of influence through his humor and social commentary. His presence was requested by, and he met with Kings, Presidents, and other heads of state. Here is a little info for anyone interested http://www.willrogers.org/ Also http://ellensplace.net/ambass.html http://ellensplace.net/rogers.html Rogerisms from my list with a few from the first site linked. His most famous line: "Never Met A Man I Didn't Like," Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are two theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. Always drink upstream from the herd. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, its was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects. They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it. Many more at the web sites linked or with any google search. He had many great one-liners.