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No sex please we are Brittish

  1. Aug 18, 2005 #1

    wolram

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    A clean thread, look not a sign of smut

    Suggested topics.

    1 Making things from match sticks

    2 origami

    3 twitching

    4 What can you make from empty toilet rolls
     
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  3. Aug 18, 2005 #2

    Pengwuino

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    penis.....
     
  4. Aug 18, 2005 #3

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    5 Idle comments on the weather

    6 Best way of getting light, crisp Yorkshire Puddings without them collapsing when you open the oven door

    7 Who was the best Bond?

    8 Do you have a lucky pump at the petrol station?
     
  5. Aug 18, 2005 #4

    wolram

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    :grumpy:
    This thread must be kept Clean
     
  6. Aug 18, 2005 #5

    arildno

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    Dearly Missed

    clean penis..
     
  7. Aug 18, 2005 #6

    wolram

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    7 Did you hear that the next bond may be a girl :surprised
     
  8. Aug 18, 2005 #7

    wolram

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    No Smut every one has to be o:)
     
  9. Aug 18, 2005 #8

    brewnog

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    As long as it's not Robert Williams, I couldn't give a hoot.
     
  10. Aug 18, 2005 #9

    Pengwuino

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    Brits are boring. We need to liven this place up with more smut.
    penis.
     
  11. Aug 18, 2005 #10

    wolram

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    Any one know any thing about number 2 ?
     
  12. Aug 18, 2005 #11

    arildno

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    Dearly Missed

    Drauci....
     
  13. Aug 18, 2005 #12

    wolram

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    Do you want to talk about microscopes ?
     
  14. Aug 18, 2005 #13

    wolram

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    :confused: :confused: :confused: You being Obstropolous old boy ?
     
  15. Aug 18, 2005 #14

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    9. Nude contortionist park benches - the classy kind of nude

    10. Nude contortionist subway turnstiles

    11. Nude contortionist railroad crossing gates
     
  16. Aug 18, 2005 #15
    Are you thrilling in it and can't control it now?
    We will understand the men's thought.
    ... ...
     
  17. Aug 18, 2005 #16

    honestrosewater

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    It's code for expelling excrement.
     
  18. Aug 18, 2005 #17

    wolram

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    Well 11 may be of interest to railway enthusiasts

    But i am sure sex is involved, you must remeber HRWWB we are brittish.
     
  19. Aug 18, 2005 #18
    12. Why do the Queens Gaurds wear a bear skin, when we have no navite bears?

    13. What`s your favourite real Ale?

    14. What`s the best way to harded your conkers? (this isn`t smut! :uhh: )
     
  20. Aug 18, 2005 #19

    wolram

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    !4 I used to pickle mine for about a week then store them in cool dry place.
     
  21. Aug 18, 2005 #20

    wolram

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    15 why are there no wild haggis.
     
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