No sex please we are Brittish

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A clean thread, look not a sign of smut

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2 origami

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4 What can you make from empty toilet rolls
 

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penis...
 
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5 Idle comments on the weather

6 Best way of getting light, crisp Yorkshire Puddings without them collapsing when you open the oven door

7 Who was the best Bond?

8 Do you have a lucky pump at the petrol station?
 
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Pengwuino said:
penis...
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This thread must be kept Clean
 
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clean penis..
 
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brewnog said:
5 Idle comments on the weather

6 Best way of getting light, crisp Yorkshire Puddings without them collapsing when you open the oven door

7 Who was the best Bond?

8 Do you have a lucky pump at the petrol station?

7 Did you hear that the next bond may be a girl
 
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arildno said:
clean penis..


No Smut every one has to be o:)
 
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wolram said:
7 Did you hear that the next bond may be a girl


As long as it's not Robert Williams, I couldn't give a hoot.
 
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Brits are boring. We need to liven this place up with more smut.
penis.
 
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Any one know any thing about number 2 ?
 
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Drauci...
 
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Pengwuino said:
Brits are boring. We need to liven this place up with more smut.
penis.

Do you want to talk about microscopes ?
 
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arildno said:
Drauci&irrumation
:confused: :confused: :confused: You being Obstropolous old boy ?
 
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9. Nude contortionist park benches - the classy kind of nude

10. Nude contortionist subway turnstiles

11. Nude contortionist railroad crossing gates
 
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wolram said:
A clean thread, look not a sign of smut

Suggested topics.

1 Making things from match sticks

2 origami

3 twitching

4 What can you make from empty toilet rolls

Are you thrilling in it and can't control it now?
We will understand the men's thought.
... ...
 
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wolram said:
Any one know any thing about number 2 ?
It's code for expelling excrement.
 
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honestrosewater said:
9. Nude contortionist park benches - the classy kind of nude

10. Nude contortionist subway turnstiles

11. Nude contortionist railroad crossing gates

Well 11 may be of interest to railway enthusiasts

But i am sure sex is involved, you must remeber HRWWB we are brittish.
 
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12. Why do the Queens Gaurds wear a bear skin, when we have no navite bears?

13. What`s your favourite real Ale?

14. What`s the best way to harded your conkers? (this isn`t smut! :uhh: )
 
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12. Why do the Queens Gaurds wear a bear skin, when we have no navite bears?

13. What`s your favourite real Ale?

14. What`s the best way to harded your conkers? (this isn`t smut! :uhh: )

!4 I used to pickle mine for about a week then store them in cool dry place.
 
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15 why are there no wild haggis.
 
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16. Why did Francis Bacon bequeath £ 100 to H. Percy?
 
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Pengwuino said:
penis.
wolram said:
Do you want to talk about microscopes ?
:uhh: What made you think of microscopes wolram? :tongue:
 
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Artman said:
:uhh: What made you think of microscopes wolram? :tongue:
Perhaps he finds it to be a nice substitute? :confused:
 
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16. Why did Francis Bacon bequeath £ 100 to H. Percy?

Ok, cleaver clogs, why did Francis Bacon bequeath £100 to H.
 
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:uhh: What made you think of microscopes wolram? :tongue:

I had to think very quickly, it was the first thought i had, but i remembered
an article that said the people who talk about them most have small ones. :biggrin:
 
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I GET IT! Conkers is the British version of Pogs or Rock Paper Scissors. :rolleyes: It's not a real game like, say, marbles(mibs), or freeze tag, or the passout game.
 
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wolram said:
15 why are there no wild haggis.


In the late 16th century, Haggises were hunted to extinction by the MacAllister clan of Fort William. Several attempts were subsequently made to reintroduce Haggis populations back to the Scotch Highlands, but none were successful.

In the end (the early 1900s), the McGregor clan decided it would be much more sensible to farm domesticated Haggises for food. They selectively bred the kind we know today, the Scotch Haggis, to have its left two legs longer than the right two legs, so that they could run around the sides of mountains, but never go up or down them. This was to ensure that they didn't escape without the need for fences or dry-stone walls, thus preserving the beauty of the Highlands.
 
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Echo 6 Sierra said:
I GET IT! Conkers is the British version of Pogs or Rock Paper Scissors. :rolleyes: It's not a real game like, say, marbles(mibs), or freeze tag, or the passout game.

Not a real game, how dare you sir :grumpy: We britts have been playing with
our conkers for 150yrs, 1000s come from all over the world to partake, it is
a game of great skill and bravery, i remember one hard nut i had got to be a
12ver before it showed signs of cracking and had to be retired, :biggrin:
 
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brewnog said:
In the late 16th century, Haggises were hunted to extinction by the MacAllister clan of Fort William. Several attempts were subsequently made to reintroduce Haggis populations back to the Scotch Highlands, but none were successful.

Yes i read about the Mac Allisters, they were a blood thirsty lot, hunting from
dusk till dawn.
I did also read an account about haggis being spoted on one of the scotish
isles, but the location is secret.
 
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17. Who is the Rosalinda to whom George Norman Garmonsway's 1964 edition of The Penguin English Dictionary is dedicated?
 
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arildno said:
16. Why did Francis Bacon bequeath £ 100 to H. Percy?
They were lovers.?
 
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They were lovers.?
Yes.
wolram was so intent to keep this thread wholly unsexed, that I've had severe difficulties obliging him.
Perhaps he will oppose to your Rosalinda question as well..
 
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arildno said:
Yes.
wolram was so intent to keep this thread wholly unsexed, that I've had severe difficulties obliging him.
Perhaps he will oppose to your Rosalinda question as well..
She is his immortal beloved. :smile:
 
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"Oh, Rosalinda of my dreams!
To you a book I write:
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Ok, I'm generous; you can finish the poem if you like! :smile:
 

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