No sex please we are Brittish

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A clean thread, look not a sign of smut

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1 Making things from match sticks

2 origami

3 twitching

4 What can you make from empty toilet rolls
 

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penis.....
 
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5 Idle comments on the weather

6 Best way of getting light, crisp Yorkshire Puddings without them collapsing when you open the oven door

7 Who was the best Bond?

8 Do you have a lucky pump at the petrol station?
 
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Pengwuino said:
penis.....
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This thread must be kept Clean
 
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clean penis..
 
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brewnog said:
5 Idle comments on the weather

6 Best way of getting light, crisp Yorkshire Puddings without them collapsing when you open the oven door

7 Who was the best Bond?

8 Do you have a lucky pump at the petrol station?
7 Did you hear that the next bond may be a girl :surprised
 
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arildno said:
clean penis..

No Smut every one has to be o:)
 
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wolram said:
7 Did you hear that the next bond may be a girl :surprised

As long as it's not Robert Williams, I couldn't give a hoot.
 
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Brits are boring. We need to liven this place up with more smut.
penis.
 
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Any one know any thing about number 2 ?
 
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Drauci....
 
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Pengwuino said:
Brits are boring. We need to liven this place up with more smut.
penis.
Do you want to talk about microscopes ?
 
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arildno said:
Drauci&irrumation
:confused: :confused: :confused: You being Obstropolous old boy ?
 
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9. Nude contortionist park benches - the classy kind of nude

10. Nude contortionist subway turnstiles

11. Nude contortionist railroad crossing gates
 
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wolram said:
A clean thread, look not a sign of smut

Suggested topics.

1 Making things from match sticks

2 origami

3 twitching

4 What can you make from empty toilet rolls
Are you thrilling in it and can't control it now?
We will understand the men's thought.
... ...
 
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wolram said:
Any one know any thing about number 2 ?
It's code for expelling excrement.
 
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honestrosewater said:
9. Nude contortionist park benches - the classy kind of nude

10. Nude contortionist subway turnstiles

11. Nude contortionist railroad crossing gates
Well 11 may be of interest to railway enthusiasts

But i am sure sex is involved, you must remeber HRWWB we are brittish.
 
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12. Why do the Queens Gaurds wear a bear skin, when we have no navite bears?

13. What`s your favourite real Ale?

14. What`s the best way to harded your conkers? (this isn`t smut! :uhh: )
 
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zanazzi78 said:
12. Why do the Queens Gaurds wear a bear skin, when we have no navite bears?

13. What`s your favourite real Ale?

14. What`s the best way to harded your conkers? (this isn`t smut! :uhh: )
!4 I used to pickle mine for about a week then store them in cool dry place.
 
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15 why are there no wild haggis.
 
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16. Why did Francis Bacon bequeath £ 100 to H. Percy?
 
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Pengwuino said:
penis.
wolram said:
Do you want to talk about microscopes ?
:uhh: What made you think of microscopes wolram? :tongue:
 
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:uhh: What made you think of microscopes wolram? :tongue:
Perhaps he finds it to be a nice substitute? :confused:
 
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16. Why did Francis Bacon bequeath £ 100 to H. Percy?
Ok, cleaver clogs, why did Francis Bacon bequeath £100 to H.
 
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Artman said:
:uhh: What made you think of microscopes wolram? :tongue:
I had to think very quickly, it was the first thought i had, but i remembered
an article that said the people who talk about them most have small ones. :biggrin:
 

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