Non-Science Jokes

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Can we have a Non-Science Jokes Sticky? ThanX!!
anyway,,, let me just start off..

A recently arrived Sardar in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to
become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an upmarket colony
nearby. He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner,
another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," the owner says.

The Sardar responds, "How about $50?"

The owner says "Fine - there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the
garage."

The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation says to her
husband, "Does he realise that the porch goes all around the house? That's a
whole day's job"

The man replies, "He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he's dumb?"

"No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Surd
email jokes we keep receiving."

A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $ 50.

"You've finished already?" the husband asks.

"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to
him.

And by the way," the Turbanator adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW!"
 
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heres a nice PJ,,
whts bruc lee's Dangerous cousin's name,...?

DEADLEE!! :rofl:
 
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one more,,

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started
back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a
grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did
you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
"My wife's first husband."
 

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