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Non-Science Jokes

  1. Sep 11, 2005 #1
    Can we have a Non-Science Jokes Sticky? ThanX!!
    anyway,,, let me just start off..

    A recently arrived Sardar in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to
    become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an upmarket colony
    nearby. He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner,
    another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch," the owner says.

    The Sardar responds, "How about $50?"

    The owner says "Fine - there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the

    The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation says to her
    husband, "Does he realise that the porch goes all around the house? That's a
    whole day's job"

    The man replies, "He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he's dumb?"

    "No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Surd
    email jokes we keep receiving."

    A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $ 50.

    "You've finished already?" the husband asks.

    "Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to

    And by the way," the Turbanator adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW!"
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  3. Sep 11, 2005 #2
    heres a nice PJ,,
    whts bruc lee's Dangerous cousin's name,...?

    DEADLEE!! :rofl:
  4. Sep 11, 2005 #3
    one more,,

    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started
    back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a

    The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did
    you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

    The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
    private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
    before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

    The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
    "My wife's first husband."
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