Dismiss Notice
Join Physics Forums Today!
The friendliest, high quality science and math community on the planet! Everyone who loves science is here!

One liners

  1. Mar 11, 2015 #1
    Hi, I like one liner jokes. I'd like this to be a thread with nothing but liners. Lame is good. Source optional. I'll start with one by a guy named Stewart Francis, who seems to be an expert at this :

    Standing in the park today wondering why does a Frisbee appears larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
     
  2. jcsd
  3. Mar 11, 2015 #2
    I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know... gravity
     
  4. Mar 11, 2015 #3
    What do people call a bear without teeth ?
    Gummy Bear.
     
  5. Mar 11, 2015 #4

    DaveC426913

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    If time flies like an arrow,
    why do fruit flies like a banana?
     
  6. Mar 12, 2015 #5
    I like six word stories.

    Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
    -Brian Herbert
    Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: civilization collapses.
    -Richard Powers
    Megan’s baby: John’s surname, Jim’s eyes.
    -Simon Armitage
    Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
    -Alan Moore
     
  7. Mar 12, 2015 #6

    DaveC426913

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    Some are funny. Some are tragic.


    For sale: baby shoes. Never used.
     
  8. Mar 12, 2015 #7
    Ah, Hemingway. He was the one who introduced me to this kind of story.
     
  9. Mar 12, 2015 #8

    Fredrik

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    "When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."

    All the best ones are from Steven Wright, so I might as well just link to a clip.

     
  10. Mar 12, 2015 #9
    "Don't worry, it's not loaded"
    -Last words of Guitarist Terry Kath
     
  11. Mar 12, 2015 #10

    Fredrik

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    Reminds me of a certain video that went viral before it was even cool to go viral.

    I'm the only one in this room professional enough, that I know of, to carry this Glock 40. I'm the onl**BANG**

     
Know someone interested in this topic? Share this thread via Reddit, Google+, Twitter, or Facebook




Similar Discussions: One liners
  1. Such a one as this (Replies: 0)

  2. Great one-liners (Replies: 42)

  3. One drunk, one sober. (Replies: 18)

Loading...