One up man ship

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wolram

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What is your iq, 120, 130, 140, huh ,well thats nothing, i am so intelligent my
mind fills all of spacetime, is it any wonder then that i seem a little dim locally
with a mind spread so thin.
 

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Huh, I'm lucky to get in while the bar was still set so low.

I'm so smart, I can spell "one-upmanship". :rofl:
 

wolram

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BobG said:
Huh, I'm lucky to get in while the bar was still set so low.

I'm so smart, I can spell "one-upmanship". :rofl:
Huh ,thats nothing my bar is set so low i can't.
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well hmmm, do coffee bars count?
 
muwahaha!!!!!!
 

JamesU

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I'm so intelligent that I realize that wolram is one of greg's computer programs, and should have a virus sent to him.
 

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yomamma said:
I'm so intelligent that I realize that wolram is one of greg's computer programs, and should have a virus sent to him.
Huh, thats nothing, i have a million computer viruses.
 

JamesU

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yeah, but I think greg installed norton on you :|
 

wolram

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yomamma said:
yeah, but I think greg installed norton on you :|
Huh, thats nothing, i installed a billion on every one.
 

JamesU

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I have failed :frown:
 

wolram

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yomamma said:
I have failed :frown:
Huh, thats nothing, i only just passed breathing 101.
 

JamesU

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oh, yeah, well I faild by TB test :approve:
 

wolram

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yomamma said:
oh, yeah, well I faild by TB test :approve:
Aww, poor mamma, but thats nothing i didn't even take mine.
 

JamesU

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oh, yeah, well I took it for you. and you passed!
 

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I cheated on my TB test.
 

JamesU

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I cheated on my DUI test
 

JamesU

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I got an O on thet test :frown:
 

wolram

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yomamma said:
I got an O on thet test :frown:
Huh thats nothing, my blood will not take a test.
 

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yomamma said:
I got an O on thet test :frown:
No fair! I got an O-! Curve breaker! :mad:
 
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They refused to even mark mine. They said they couldn't do it, something about being a bakery.
 

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Smurf said:
They refused to even mark mine. They said they couldn't do it, something about being a bakery.
Huh, thats nothing, your so stupid you did not know they mark them at the butchers.
 

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