Not dead, I tell ya!
I already shared...
Nice one. =D
Now that's justice!
I saw that coming a mile away!
Now that is worth sharing.
Do you fold it or scrunch it?
Justice would be if he used it.
Ah ... no ... it's HIS device, not hers.
That was her intent was it not? Here, put this where it will do the most good.
If that guy had a bidet he wouldn't need paper. I wonder how common are bidets in modern appartments.
Ah yes, in that case it would amount to self-defecating humor.
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