Papers with silly titles

[Twigg]

From today's arXiv:
Fitting ultracold resonances without a fit
Hmmmm...

I'm sure y'all have seen plenty weirder. What're your favorite papers with silly titles? Here's one of mine: Snakes on a Spaceship--An Overview of Python in Heliophysics.

 

[Bandersnatch]

I think I posted these before:

Will Any Crap We Put into Graphene Increase Its Electrocatalytic Effect?​

The Potato Radius: a Lower Minimum Size for Dwarf Planets

 

[Hornbein]

I can't think of any, but back when the Big Bang was first theorized George Gamow was having his grad student Alphard write a paper. It amused him to have Bethe join in so the authors could be Alphard, Bethe, and Gamow.