Party in a nuclear submarine

[wolram]

Hey me china plates, want to come to a moriarty down the nuclear sub ?
i will be your pillar and post, the first tiddley winks are on me, bring you
trouble and strife and your bricks and mortars and plenty of bread and
honey then we can all get tom and jerry, after the moriarty we can all
have a ruby murray.

 

[matthyaouw]

Cockney rhyming slang is greatly underused nowadays. I certainly won't pass up a pint and a curry

 

[wolram]

Cockney rhyming slang is greatly underused nowadays. I certainly won't pass up a pint and a curry

Oh, and by the way, if you get oliver twist i will call you a smash and grab, don't
forget they are all no laugh and joking now.
when you get pope in rome go straight to uncle ted and have a bo peep, i hope
you have a clear loaf of bread in the morning.

 

[honestrosewater]

OH, I get it. They rhyme! :rofl: Sorry, frog pond moment. Can you just make them up, or do you have to follow some kind of peaches and cream?

 

[wolram]

OH, I get it. They rhyme! :rofl: Sorry, frog pond moment. Can you just make them up, or do you have to follow some kind of peaches and cream?

No you can't just make them up, else no one would know what you are talking
about

 

[wolram]

I am a ginger beer all toblerone, i am searching for a treacle tart, she doesn't
have to be pease in pot or magic wand but must have a nice chevy chase and
like a bubble bath and rum and coke.
Nice nut megs would be cool and big east and wests, in the fullness of time
we may end up in uncle ted, boy i will rattle her tom jones

 

[mattmns]

I am really not following the rhyme here. I feel it, but I am messing up on something.

wolram is from the uk, and he's trying to rhyme, I guess he doesn't know that its not his time. I have no clue how to pronounce his words, so like George bush I'll flip him the bird. ..|..

 

[honestrosewater]

The phrases rhyme with the words that they replace. 'magic wand' = 'blonde'; 'nut megs' = 'legs'; 'big east and wests' = 'breasts'. And so on. Well, that's what I think they mean. You can look them up, but they seem pretty easy to figure out.

 

[wolram]

The phrases rhyme with the words that they replace. 'magic wand' = 'blonde'; 'nut megs' = 'legs'; 'big east and wests' = 'breasts'. And so on. Well, that's what I think they mean. You can look them up, but they seem pretty easy to figure out.

H R W Wicked kingdom come is correct, only a few take a bit of thinking about.

 

[honestrosewater]

Is there some trick to picking the best words? Yours all have a catchy rhythm to them, but the ones I think of are all nodders and winkers. Maybe I just don't have it in me Noah's Flood.

 

[arildno]

Hey me china plates, want to come to a moriarty down the nuclear sub ?
i will be your pillar and post,

That's fine with me

the first tiddley winks are on me,

I can accept that.

bring you... plenty of bread and honey

To come without honey??
Who could be so pathetic guests??

then we can all get tom and jerry,

How fun!
How many are coming now?

 

[honestrosewater]

How many are coming now?

Clive and his cousin.

 

[wolram]

Is there some trick to picking the best words? Yours all have a catchy rhythm to them, but the ones I think of are all nodders and winkers. Maybe I just don't have it in me Noah's Flood.

What a load of jackson pollocks, a twist and twirl like you should have a
scooby do, what with all that stuff in your loaf of bread, if i am any
barnaby rudge you will have it all sorted in no time.

 

[wolram]

Clive and his cousin.

There will be loads of lemon curds, my man hole cover and didn't oughta
and any of you fridge freezers.

 

[arildno]

..my man hole cover...

Shouldn't it be "my man hole cowers.."?

 

[wolram]

Shouldn't it be "my man hole cowers.."?

You great bale off hay, i will find you a stoke on trent cherry hog and you can
play with his three card trick.

 

[hypatia]

LMAO! oh my, I finally understood one!

 

[Seraph]

look at that barnet on your loaf. you'll be in barney rubble when the trouble and strife gets down the apples and pairs.

 

[Math Is Hard]

You great bale off hay, i will find you a stoke on trent cherry hog and you can
play with his three card trick.

Please! Such language in front of the dustbin lids!

 

[arildno]

A cherry hog?
I can play with his three yard brick?

Oh dear..

 

[wolram]

Please! Such language in front of the dustbin lids!

Sorry MIH,