Patent # 4,669,216

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Patent # 4,669,216.Y
Titanium mouse vest piercing harpoon. :biggrin:
Sorry Entropy :redface::smile:
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Patent # 4,669,216.Z

Now from the makers of Cheese Whiz - Mouse Whiz. It goes great on crackers.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Patent # 4,669,216.Z
Now from the makers of Cheese Whiz - Mouse Whiz. It goes great on crackers.
And you can even use the harpoons as toothpicks for making horderves!:approve:
 
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And you can even use the harpoons as toothpicks for making horderves!:approve:

Proper disposal of the harpoons is critical - the depleted uranium core.
 
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Artman said:
Patent # 4,669,216.Y
Titanium mouse vest piercing harpoon. :biggrin:
Sorry Entropy :redface::smile:
Ooh, that might come in handy for my hobby (see my location :biggrin:). :devil:
 
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With all the tongue-in-cheek silliness, I had to check this out myself.. Sure enough U.S. Patent
4,669,216
"Apparatus for trapping and disposing of rodents" with harpoons and all, issued in 1987.

which is not far from Patent 4,953,320 A cockroach trap that cooks its captives.

or Patent 5,953,853 A rodent trap: once animal is captured, electrocutes the little fellow. :frown:
 
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http://www.mousetrap-cars.com/mousetrap/s350df.htm [Broken]
[I was looking for "sticky wheels". :rofl:]
Reports of mice revolts have been coming in, almost daily, explaining unimaginable events. The website mousetrap-cars.com has been very successful since their conception selling mouse trap propelled cars as fast as they can make them. The mice have been using the vehicles to play pranks on the humans who invade their territory. As soon as the humans fall asleep, the mice set up booby traps around the house using their mousetrap powered cars. Then they watch patiently, waiting for the "innocent" humans to fall right into their trap. One incident from Kansas reported that a man broke his neck from falling down the stairs because of one of these so called traps.

Awesome thread by the way!!
 
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:rofl: I love this thread, I haven't seen it in over a year
 
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Yeah, if this doesn't win zooby the "funniest Member" award, I don't know what will.
 

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