PF Pirate Ship

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Arg Mateys!! I am yer Captain Pillowhead! This is the Pf pirate ship, the SS Galenog! all ye who board best be ready fer fantastic adventures and treasures beyond yer wildest dreams. All you scallywags prepare to set sail!!!

First mate brewndog, hoist the sails!!
 
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Avast Behind! (Where is Danger anyway?)

Sails hoisted matey! Shiver me timbers! Set sail for Gibraltar, I hear there be treasure there!


May I say, Cap'n, that your parrot is looking particularly fetching this afternoon.
 
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Yar matey!

Set sail! We must go and discover america again! And that take ye for all shes worth!
 

Moonbear

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Yaahhhrrrr!!!! But beware of Cap'n MIH, she be an adversary to be a-fearin'. Shall I ready the cannons, Cap'n?
 

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http://personalpages.umist.ac.uk/student/E.Smith-2/ssgalenog.jpg

Ahoy there shipmates!
 
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Who're we makin' walk t' plank already?
 
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Cap'n MIH aren't no buccaneer, she's nothin' but a scurvy coward she are. if that old dog be wantin' a battle then she'll soon be down in davy jone's before she shoots one off at my ship, ARRRR! and if you be a-fearin' moonbear, then maybe you aint be trustin' yer dear cap'n... ye mind yer words, er yer be walkin' the plank!!
 

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Moonbear said:
Who're we makin' walk t' plank already?
Urrrmmm....

*looks around, looks guilty, looks at own feet*

SORRY MOONBEAR!!

I be under orders of Cap'n Gale! If I don't do what she says, she'll make me swab the forebrace!
 

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*takes up his post as the lazy lookout who plays cards in his hammock all day*
 

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See that little green chap up in the crow's nest?

That's you, that is!
 

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brewnog said:
See that little green chap up in the crow's nest?

That's you, that is!
wheres my hammock matey!
 

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brewnog said:
Urrrmmm....

*looks around, looks guilty, looks at own feet*

SORRY MOONBEAR!!

I be under orders of Cap'n Gale! If I don't do what she says, she'll make me swab the forebrace!
Aaarrrrhhh! Ye scurvy dog! This won't be the last ye hear of me. I'll be joinin' up with Cap'n MIH, I will, scourge of the seven seas and head of the nerd pirates. Don't ye be expectin' no warnin' shot across the bow neither! We be aimin' fer the mains'l we will!
 
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she can take ye, i 'ave no need fer a drivveling bottom sucker like ye! this be Cap'n Gale's ship, The great SS Galenog! Tell yer new cap'n to come an' get me, and i'll aquaint ye both with the great beyond! ARRG!
 

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Heh heh heh!

Cap'n Galey, our plan be working! :wink:

Shiver me bilges, splice me peg leg and tell that good-for-nuthin toe-rag MIH that she be welcome to all the loot she be gettin', from Davy Jones' Locker!

Arrrrr harr harrr!
 

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Pengwuino said:
wheres my hammock matey!

You don't be 'avin an hammock, ye scurvy landlubber! Ye'd better stop slacking and put in some elbow grease before Cap'n Gale catches ye sleepin on the job, or else she'll give ye eighty lashings with her cat o'nine tails!
 
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Arr.. gotsta get meself used to ye piratey accenty. Anyway maties, I have here devised ye way to pummel the scurvey dogs into submission without hurting ye fellow members of PF.

Behold ye piratey arsenal. Take yer pick, I have modified ye weapons with pillows on th' top s'they won't hurt ye PF scurvey dogs. Arr, this be more fun than ye "paintball" wussy games.

Ye ship projectiles:

Culverins (massive bean bag)
Demi-Culverins (bean bag)
Mortars (big bean bag, like the ones ye use when ye was a lad)
Catapults (bean bag)

Ye projectiles o' war (take yer pick):

Crossbows (plush cotton arrowhead)
Long bows (plush cotton arrowhead)
Short bows (plush cotton arrowhead)
Flint-lock rifles (bean bag)

Ye bashin' weapons (all equipped with ye pillows on th' tip):

Sabres, scimitars, claymores, wakizashis, tantos, short swords, long swords, spears, halberds, battle axes, clubs, maces, daggers, warhammers.

Hav' fun with ye mates in ye grande pillow fight in PF's histery! :biggrin:
 

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is this what you guys have been up to?! :surprised
 

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yomamma said:
is this what you guys have been up to?! :surprised
The only think I be up to is me neck in shark-infested waters. Lower me a lifeboat, will ya?
 
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Pssst, moonbear! *grabs moonbear and pulls her into his submarine*
Do you want to get back at these low-lifes? I can teach you how.
 

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Pssst, moonbear! *grabs moonbear and pulls her into his submarine*
Do you want to get back at these low-lifes? I can teach you how.
My hero!! :!!) Yeah, now I'm mad and ready to get even. :mad: :devil:
 

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hmmm......
 
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you seriously have nothing better to say than 'hmmm.....'? Come ON MAN!
 
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Moonbear said:
My hero!! :!!) Yeah, now I'm mad and ready to get even. :mad: :devil:
Excellent, let's get started. Since my first minion (franzy) seems to be away for the moment, I'll need a replacement. You're too good for a mere minion though. You can be my mistriss, how 'bout it?
 

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okay, I'll say something different and more eloquent:






hhhhmmmmmmmm.........
 

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Smurf said:
Excellent, let's get started. Since my first minion (franzy) seems to be away for the moment, I'll need a replacement. You're too good for a mere minion though. You can be my mistriss, how 'bout it?
I prefer being a wench! :biggrin: :rofl:
 

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