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Read this,its quite fun...
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/jokes/physics.html
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/jokes/physics.html
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Chi Meson said:Old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old urban legend.
One thing for certain, it was not Bohr. Look up "Calandra legend."
I think this is the original version of the story:
http://philosophy.lander.edu/intro/introbook2.1/x874.html
A physicist is a scientist who studies the laws and principles that govern the natural world, particularly in the areas of matter, energy, space, and time.
First, they boil water on a stove, using the laws of thermodynamics to determine the optimal temperature. Then, they add tea leaves, using the principles of diffusion to allow the tea to steep. Finally, they add milk, using the laws of fluid dynamics to ensure the perfect ratio.
To study the tide and the principles of wave mechanics.
They are constantly thinking about the world around them and asking questions about how things work. They also tend to have a love for math and problem-solving.
Einstein's theory of relativity is a fundamental concept in physics that explains how space and time are relative to each other and how they are affected by the presence of matter and energy. It consists of two parts: the special theory of relativity, which deals with objects moving at a constant velocity, and the general theory of relativity, which includes gravity and accelerating objects. In simple terms, it states that the laws of physics are the same for all observers, regardless of their relative motion.