Hey, do you guys know any good pick-up lines for the opposite (or same, if you prefer) gender? Here's some I came across... How do you hit on a mathematician? Say "As I'm a delta away from you, it implies that you're an epsilon away from going out with me." How do you hit on a physicist? Say "As I approach you at near the speed of light, I hope I can experience the time dilation of seeing you for eternity."