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Pick-up Lines

  1. Sep 2, 2005 #1
    Hey, do you guys know any good pick-up lines for the opposite (or same, if you prefer) gender? Here's some I came across...

    How do you hit on a mathematician?
    Say "As I'm a delta away from you, it implies that you're an epsilon away from going out with me."

    How do you hit on a physicist?
    Say "As I approach you at near the speed of light, I hope I can experience the time dilation of seeing you for eternity."
     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2005
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  3. Sep 2, 2005 #2

    Pengwuino

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    If I even saw someone trying to use either of those pickup lines, id walk up to them and beat them senseless.
     
  4. Sep 2, 2005 #3

    honestrosewater

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    Walk? I thought penguins waddled.


    waddle waddle
     
  5. Sep 2, 2005 #4

    Pengwuino

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    waddle waddle :D
     
  6. Sep 2, 2005 #5

    honestrosewater

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    I've heard one about math, but it's uncouth. Here tis:
    Hey, do you like math? Well, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and let's multiply!

    Sorry. :redface:

    waddlewaddlewaddlewaddle...
     
  7. Sep 2, 2005 #6

    Pengwuino

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    Dont waddle!!! how dare you insult my culture :(

    And are there any pick up lines in existance that won't recieve a slap in the face as a response?
     
  8. Sep 2, 2005 #7

    wolram

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    If you held 11 roses and looked in a mirror you would see 12 of the most
    beautiful things. :yuck:
     
  9. Sep 2, 2005 #8

    wolram

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    Mechanic, i am nuts about your chassis, can i take you out for a test drive.
     
  10. Sep 2, 2005 #9

    Pengwuino

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    No wonder there are so many lesbians.
     
  11. Sep 2, 2005 #10

    honestrosewater

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    That's when I bolt. Hah, bolt.

    Sorry. :redface:


    wafflewafflewafflewaffle
     
  12. Sep 2, 2005 #11

    matthyaouw

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    How do you like your eggs in the morning- scrambled or fertilized?
    (n.b. Only use this chat up line if you are out of slapping range, really good at dodging, or suicidal.)


    Seriously though, I really don't understand the point of chat up lines... I've never heard one that wouldn't repel me instantly, and I've never used one.
     
  13. Sep 2, 2005 #12

    hypnagogue

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    How about, "Hey baby, slap me in the face if you want to do the nasty."

    My favorite has always been, "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

    And for the pure cheesiness factor, there's "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
     
  14. Sep 2, 2005 #13

    honestrosewater

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    :rofl: INconCEIVable!
     
  15. Sep 2, 2005 #14
    Who needs a pick-up line when an image speaks a thousand words?

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  16. Sep 2, 2005 #15
    Hay baby can I smell your *****? No, oh then it must be your feet. o:)
     
  17. Sep 2, 2005 #16

    wolram

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    I feel sick, if any woman falls for these, bless you. your brain is redundant.

    Edit:At least Wolram has some common sense (prior quotes deleted)
     
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  18. Sep 2, 2005 #17

    JasonRox

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    I always thought greeting someone of the opposite sex worked pretty well.

    Probably the best way to start.
     
  19. Sep 2, 2005 #18
    "hey, my name's _______, (<--insert name here) remember it now because you'll be screaming it later."

    I like the roses one. :tongue2:
     
  20. Sep 2, 2005 #19

    JasonRox

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    Also, I try to avoid personal compliments until I know she has interest in me. This should be obvious within minutes after meeting someone.
     
  21. Sep 2, 2005 #20

    cronxeh

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    hmm

    im gonna stick with the shoes one.. and maybe the eggs one
     
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