Pick-up Lines

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Hey, do you guys know any good pick-up lines for the opposite (or same, if you prefer) gender? Here's some I came across...

How do you hit on a mathematician?
Say "As I'm a delta away from you, it implies that you're an epsilon away from going out with me."

How do you hit on a physicist?
Say "As I approach you at near the speed of light, I hope I can experience the time dilation of seeing you for eternity."
 
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Pengwuino
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If I even saw someone trying to use either of those pickup lines, id walk up to them and beat them senseless.
 
honestrosewater
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Pengwuino said:
If I even saw someone trying to use either of those pickup lines, id walk up to them and beat them senseless.
Walk? I thought penguins waddled.


waddle waddle
 
Pengwuino
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waddle waddle :D
 
honestrosewater
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I've heard one about math, but it's uncouth. Here tis:
Hey, do you like math? Well, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and let's multiply!

Sorry. :redface:

waddlewaddlewaddlewaddle...
 
Pengwuino
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Dont waddle!!! how dare you insult my culture :(

And are there any pick up lines in existance that won't recieve a slap in the face as a response?
 
wolram
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If you held 11 roses and looked in a mirror you would see 12 of the most
beautiful things. :yuck:
 
wolram
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Mechanic, i am nuts about your chassis, can i take you out for a test drive.
 
Pengwuino
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No wonder there are so many lesbians.
 
honestrosewater
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wolram said:
Mechanic, i am nuts about your chassis, can i take you out for a test drive.
That's when I bolt. Hah, bolt.

Sorry. :redface:


wafflewafflewafflewaffle
 
matthyaouw
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How do you like your eggs in the morning- scrambled or fertilized?
(n.b. Only use this chat up line if you are out of slapping range, really good at dodging, or suicidal.)


Seriously though, I really don't understand the point of chat up lines... I've never heard one that wouldn't repel me instantly, and I've never used one.
 
hypnagogue
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Pengwuino said:
And are there any pick up lines in existance that won't recieve a slap in the face as a response?
How about, "Hey baby, slap me in the face if you want to do the nasty."

My favorite has always been, "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

And for the pure cheesiness factor, there's "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
 
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hypnagogue said:
How about, "Hey baby, slap me in the face if you want to do the nasty."
:rofl: INconCEIVable!
 
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Who needs a pick-up line when an image speaks a thousand words?

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Hay baby can I smell your *****? No, oh then it must be your feet. o:)
 
wolram
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I feel sick, if any woman falls for these, bless you. your brain is redundant.

Edit:At least Wolram has some common sense (prior quotes deleted)
 
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JasonRox
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I always thought greeting someone of the opposite sex worked pretty well.

Probably the best way to start.
 
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"hey, my name's _______, (<--insert name here) remember it now because you'll be screaming it later."

I like the roses one. :tongue2:
 
JasonRox
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Also, I try to avoid personal compliments until I know she has interest in me. This should be obvious within minutes after meeting someone.
 
cronxeh
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hmm

im gonna stick with the shoes one.. and maybe the eggs one
 
loseyourname
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A friend of mine always wanted to get Jesus, along with something he said, tattooed onto his penis. According to him, he would then use these two lines:

Damn girl, you look like you need some Jesus in you.

The word of the lord - put it in your mouth.
 
Evo
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<shakes her head>

These threads go downhill so quickly...
 
loseyourname
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Oh come on, it's not like he would actually do that.* If you don't find that funny, that's fine, but I thought it was hilarious.

*He does like using cheesy lines, though. One scenario in particular that I remember is this: He was working as a cashier at Blockbuster, and when a girl was leaving the store, he turned the alarm on and said he had to check her. When she replied that she wasn't stealing anything, he answered "only my heart."

Just so you don't get the impression that my friends are completely crass idiots.
 
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loseyourname said:
Oh come on, it's not like he would actually do that.* If you don't find that funny, that's fine, but I thought it was hilarious.
I didn't say it wasn't funny.

Just so you don't get the impression that my friends are completely crass idiots.
They do make you look better. :wink:
 
Hey baby! nice assymptote!
 

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