I see a lot of areas where Republicans want to privatize stuff, such as health care. Therefore, why not privatize the police? You'd get excellent coverage from your police insurance, provided you had paid all of the premiums on time and in full, and you didn't have a preexisting condition, like having a key lock to your car instead of a combined combination-key lock. Of course, if you forgot to pay for a month, or if your windows weren't made of reinforced glass, your claim would be denied. It would be great! ... for the rich people, at least. Police coverage is a right. Health care should be as well.