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Project: Monkey Chow

  1. May 5, 2003 #1
    The New World Monkey Chow Diet -- an Experiment in Human Nutrition

    Day 1:

    It's been 24 hours now since I started the Monkey Chow diet. I observe no noticeable changes in my physical appearance or my emotional behavior.

    I hope to accomplish three goals through this experiment.

    1) Find out if man can indeed live on Monkey Chow alone.
    2) Test the possibility of feeding the masses a nutritious, mass-processed, non-perishible food-stuff.
    3) Test my endurance to release the ego by denying myself the frivolous pleasure of eating for an extended period of time.

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  3. May 6, 2003 #2
    Entropy, sounds interesting. But, what in the world is this Monkey Chow you speak of?
  4. May 6, 2003 #3

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    Is it all the monkeys which the Zoo's reject, chucked in a big blender, then distributed to the homeless as a nutritional suppliment?
  5. May 7, 2003 #4
    Do you reckon that this is the ingredient that Pan was chucking into its supplements?

    (Note: An in joke for all Australians).
    Last edited: May 7, 2003
  6. May 11, 2003 #5
    Day 7

    Damn, a pizza sure would taste good right now.

  7. May 11, 2003 #6
    Is it working?
  8. May 18, 2003 #7
    Day 14

    Note to self: Don't eat Monkey Chow in front of coworkers.

  9. May 19, 2003 #8
    Day 15:

    Ooh ooh ooh! Ahh ahh!

  10. Jun 12, 2003 #9
    I can't stand the pressure any more..... did the Monkey Chow stuff worked????:smile:
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