Project: Monkey Chow

  • Thread starter eNtRopY
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The New World Monkey Chow Diet -- an Experiment in Human Nutrition

Day 1:

It's been 24 hours now since I started the Monkey Chow diet. I observe no noticeable changes in my physical appearance or my emotional behavior.

I hope to accomplish three goals through this experiment.

1) Find out if man can indeed live on Monkey Chow alone.
2) Test the possibility of feeding the masses a nutritious, mass-processed, non-perishible food-stuff.
3) Test my endurance to release the ego by denying myself the frivolous pleasure of eating for an extended period of time.

eNtRopY
 

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Entropy, sounds interesting. But, what in the world is this Monkey Chow you speak of?
 
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Another God
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Is it all the monkeys which the Zoo's reject, chucked in a big blender, then distributed to the homeless as a nutritional suppliment?
 
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Pauly Man
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Originally posted by Another God
Is it all the monkeys which the Zoo's reject, chucked in a big blender, then distributed to the homeless as a nutritional suppliment?

Do you reckon that this is the ingredient that Pan was chucking into its supplements?

(Note: An in joke for all Australians).
 
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Day 7

Damn, a pizza sure would taste good right now.

eNtRopY
 
  • #6
Is it working?
 
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Day 14

Note to self: Don't eat Monkey Chow in front of coworkers.

eNtRopY
 
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Day 15:

Ooh ooh ooh! Ahh ahh!

eNtRopY
 
  • #9
Guybrush Threepwood
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I can't stand the pressure any more... did the Monkey Chow stuff worked?:smile:
 

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