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Homework Help: Quirky Sayings

  1. Feb 24, 2004 #1
    If anyone out there can help me with coming up with some great math-related jokes or sayings, it would be very appriciated. There is a rather large project comming up, and I haven't started yet, but I will also post the ones I find if you are willing to help. I have heard a lot of great ones, but now I am kicking myself for not writing them down.
    Thank you!
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  3. Feb 24, 2004 #2


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    A google search brought me here. I didn't read them all (yet), but some of the ones I read were pretty funny (even the ones I've heard before). Is any of this along the lines you're looking for? BTW, I think your signature is hilarious.
  4. Feb 25, 2004 #3
    This one is my favorite.

    A limerick.
    Do you know what it says to make it a limerick?
  5. Feb 26, 2004 #4
    Two guys go into a bar, and well, they say curse words in math using a calculator. Isn't that funny as hell?
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