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Random jokes about Physicists

  1. Aug 8, 2003 #1
    Ever wonder why Quantum physicists have pitiful at sex?

    Because when they get the momentum, they can't get the position and when they get the position, they can't get the momentum.

    But on a positive note, physicists have the potential of being good at sex because they are use to pulling all-nighters.
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  3. Aug 15, 2003 #2

    Ivan Seeking

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    should I bring up the subject of superpositions?
  4. Aug 15, 2003 #3
    Why do Female physicists make the best lovers?

    Because they can measure in Planck lengths...'Exponential love'!!
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