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Ready or a good laugh? Technical Virgin

  1. Oct 12, 2003 #1

    megashawn

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    Ready for a good laugh? Technical Virgin

    http://www.technicalvirgin.com

    So I see this commercial on Tech Tv the other night, a young girl, high school looking, was talking about her big plans and future goals, and how getting pregnant would ruin it. Then she goes on to discuss how anal sex is the best alternative.

    My words can't do it justice, you got to check out the site.

    I for one can't quit laughing.

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    But I like what there doing. Its an advertising campaign to counter the Abstinence and all the other preaching about how evil sex is. Its like they are making a mockery out of the entire group of fundies.

    edit: Oops, the joke wasn't supposed to be my bad spelling.
     
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  3. Oct 12, 2003 #2

    Monique

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    ahj, the commercial IS kinda funny, you are not serious you really saw that on television right?

    If this IS really getting out in the open, it would be very dangerous: unprotected sex, since no risk of pregnancies.. but the risk of an HIV-infection sky rockets..
     
  4. Oct 12, 2003 #3

    Monique

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    The last sentence of the Technical Virgin's message to teens:

    So, teens, the next time you strip down for sex, remember the TechnicalVirgin motto — "Everything Butt!"
     
  5. Oct 12, 2003 #4
    But did you read the "Teen Testimonials" Yeowwwwwweeeeeeeeeee! stuff like ya might think zoobyshoe (or me?) could come up with for an "adult only" comedy page, but not for real UGH!
     
  6. Oct 12, 2003 #5

    Monique

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    I tried sending the developers of the site an email message, but the address is invalid -figures-.
     
  7. Oct 12, 2003 #6

    Monique

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    OMG! This is sooo mean, the pictures of those kids on the webpages?? I am pretty sure they bought it for a low price at www.photos.com which has 80,000 royalty-free photos, ready to use.

    For instance, did you read the 'Creative date ideas' page, with the guy with the funny hairdo??
     
  8. Oct 12, 2003 #7

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    i really hope this is a joke...monique is right about spreading disease...i would be shocked if this commericial were for real...
     
  9. Oct 12, 2003 #8
    If you had reas the whole site, you would find that this is a satirical reaction to the idiotic idea of 'abstinence only' sex-ed.
     
  10. Oct 12, 2003 #9
    Yes, it's clearly a joke.
     
  11. Oct 12, 2003 #10

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    It is a parody, but maybe you guys don't know this is a real issue. There ARE kids that do it. I knew of some girls in college who did it - the funniest were those who did it for religious/moral reasons. These guys didn't make up the concept of a "technical virgin."
     
  12. Oct 12, 2003 #11
    Yep...and thanks to the moronic right-wing religious folks, the biggest result of abstinance-only sex-ed is a rise in gonnorhea of the throat, and a general rise in STDs.
     
  13. Oct 12, 2003 #12
    The Washington Post ran a first-page article last year about my old junior high school. The woods where our bejeaned crowd used to practice smoke inhalations was now a site for novel oral activity. What had been pipe sharing has transmuted into a new fixation, one with seemingly no immediate risk except the loss of individual dignity and an abrupt destruction of childhood. To these kids, fellatio is not really sex. Such a way to punish the parents!

    What message are these minors unconsciously sending? Will they as adults enjoy sex, or need to rehabilitate these lost years? How has sex changed over the last three generations?
     
  14. Oct 12, 2003 #13
    See, and this is why we need REAL sex education in school...since so many adults seem to think that 'just say no' is a reasonable response to all the world's problems.
     
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