Women's Struggles: The Good and Bad of Being a Woman

[Lisa!]

I have a question form women around here: what are the nice/bad things about being a woman in your opinion?

As for me:
bad things:

1. having to put up with lots of pains(take PMT/PMS as an example...):grumpy:
[rant]why is that all pains are just for women and not men?[/rant]
2. having to put up with men

nice things:

1. at least you enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror!
2. some advantages in social interaction that I'm not going to mention.

I guess 2 of each is enough for now

Note that I don't want to be a man either!:yuck:

PS Since we might want to talk about girlish and embarrassing things, men aren't really welcome to be here. Thanks!

 

[russ_watters]

men aren't really welcome to be here.

Yeah, I'll be where ever I want to be. :tongue:

 

[Lisa!]

Yeah, I'll be where ever I want to be. :tongue:

Sure, it was just a friendly request.

 

[matthyaouw]

[rant]why is that all pains are just for women and not men?[/rant]

Ever been kicked in the testicles? :tongue2:

 

[rocketboy]

nice things:

1. at least you enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror!

I enjoy looking at myself in the mirror too...and I'm a guy

*runs away before Lisa! chases me out with a "WHACK"...damnit too late*

 

[Evo]

Well, aside from killer cramps, there's BLOATING.

Men don't bloat. :grumpy:

There is no good side to bloating.

It's like being a blowfish, without perks.

 

[Moonbear]

Let's see...
Good thing about being a woman: spending time with men.
Bad thing about being a woman: spending time with men.
:rofl: :tongue2:

Oh, Evo, men do bloat...after they've been dead about a day.

 

[Gale]

ah finally, a thread about penis envy...

good things:
-less body hair.
-bigger, funner chest.
-ability to do splits without possibility of decreased reproduction abilities.
-women's intuition.
-no fear's of lifelong virginity.

not so good things:
-no fun extra appendages to poke people with.
-can't walk around topless when its hot.
-having babies hurts.
-making babies doesn't ensure pleasure.
-small hands

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

-can't walk around topless when its hot.

You can't? And all this time I thought most women were just too self conscious.

-bigger, funner chest.

And what does this one matter considering the drawback already quoted?

-making babies doesn't ensure pleasure.

The pleasure actually helps to insure the making of babies though and maybe that's why most men don't worry so much about that part for the ladies.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Oh, Evo, men do bloat...after they've been dead about a day.

I may not be able to make the Disney trip next year...

 

[Moonbear]

I may not be able to make the Disney trip next year...

Don't worry, we already know it only takes near-beer to get you to bloat, so we won't have to resort to anything so drastic as killing you...that is, unless Chroot gets to your first for the sheep comment.

 

[Mk]

Ever been kicked in the testicles? :tongue2:

Or fallen on a mother****ing metal rod between the legs? :grumpy: :grumpy:

 

[ranger]

I heard that getting it stuck in the zipper is (way) worse than giving birth.

 

[Lisa!]

*runs away before Lisa! chases me out with a "WHACK"...damnit too late*

I'm not violent at all! I might just call you sis from now on.
(once we changed a man's name from Patrick to patty because he posted in women's thread. now he sign with patty whenever he PMs me)

 

[arildno]

Well, aside from killer cramps, there's BLOATING.

Men don't bloat. :grumpy:

There is no good side to bloating.
.

Have you heard of the SHRINKAGE factor??
There is no good side to shrinkage.

 

[rocketboy]

I heard that getting it stuck in the zipper is (way) worse than giving birth.

yea...way worse...cuz u can't use it for awhile.

I'm not violent at all! I might just call you sis from now on.

:rofl: So does this mean I'm part of the sisterhood?

 

[Lisa!]

:rofl: So does this mean I'm part of the sisterhood?

I myself don't qualify for being a member of sisterhood(age problem:grumpy: ), so nope you're not part of the sisterhood, sis!:tongue:

 

[jimmy p]

Well, aside from killer cramps, there's BLOATING.

Men don't bloat. :grumpy:

There is no good side to bloating.

It's like being a blowfish, without perks.

Women bloat because they never poo or pass gas. Or at least never seen to poo.

Sorry to lower the tone, but that's how I contribute.

 

[Mk]

Women bloat because they never poo or pass gas. Or at least never seen to poo.

You're right! Why are they so afraid? *fart*

cuz u can't use it for awhile.

Its worse than that man! The bottom part must be maimed. And I bet pulling the zipper back down is worse than up.