Rime of the Physics Student

aha, a challenge. I'll be back

 

I'm just gonna point out its neutrino, not neutralino.

On that subject, damn PG&E to hell for trying to stop us from hosting the neutrino experiment and trying to send it to china. DAMN DIRTY APES!! (PG&E, not the Chinese)

Not bad poetry, though i'm sure tribdog will win the rhyme-off.

 

If the rhyme off gets carried away I may have to submit one of my own uber-poems to kill both of you.

 

Rime of the Physics Fan

Day after day, sometimes at night
My eyes behold their favorite sight.
It's blue and white with bits of grey.
I pray it never goes away.
I've watched it grow and watched it change
and thanks to it, I'm not insane.

What is this thing I'm speaking of?
What could have captured all my love?
I'll tell you in a few more lines,
so stick it where no sunshine shines.
I'll tell before this rhyme is past.
So settle down. Or Kiss my ?

Some years ago, say five or four
I learned I'd love to learn some more.
I heard a thing that wasn't right:
"It can't be true! It's only light."
"It can't go through both of those slits."
"Don't lie to me, you piece of..."

But light it seems, does things I can't.
but neither can an elephant.
I jumped online to learn some more,
to find out what else was in store
I'll tell you now, so drum some drums.
The thing I love? Physics Forums.

 

not a masterpiece, but under an hour. not bad

 

Um, I think he made up a word, for the thing he's going to discover to win the Nobel Prize in Physics. I thought it was intentional.

 

My apologies! Greetings to another female PFer!

 

Poetry doesn't pay the bills, but physics does

I love writing physics rhymes,
about such things as Mersenne primes.
Two to P then one subtracted
seems easy, but don't get distracted.
You could get cash. I mean a bunch.
If you like to number crunch.
To win the cash you must discover
a ten million digit new prime number.
So start crunching in a jiffy.
If you win, could I get fifty?

 

Woo hoo! It's a duel! I don't know who to cheer for. tribdog is the favorite, but I feel compelled to support my sisters in science!

Go andromadog! :rofl:

 

I'm gonna have to root for the won winning with science. Hoo Rah for the underdog!! Go Andromeda!!

 

Ballad of a Smurf

by Smurf

Adromeda, so sweet and nice
thought up a clever rhyme
tribdog, all sour and spice
responded with a chime

Evo shouted, that whore,
at the top of her voice
let there be war!
I must rejoice

I gripped my pen
and removed the cap
forget about zen
it's time to rap

I started to brainstorm
and scribbled left to right
Ideas came in a swarm
'till my pen ran lite

I filled the paper
With scribbles and scraps
I'd have a caper
and a bunch of traps

All my friends
old and new
and of course franz
I'd include him too

Where to start?
it's quite overdue
I'm a little short
and a little blue too

some call me mean
some call me evil
but I'm really quite clean
not even a weevil

I may be left-wing
I may be anti-democratic
but soon I'll be King
and I'll stuff you in my attic

It's getting dark
I'm off to my turf
this is such a lark
yours truely,
Smurf

 

3 Limericks before bed

The people I meet here are rare.
Take, for example, moonbear.
An award she has won
and we're gonna have fun
cause I think she's a maiden most fair.

Smurf is another I see
and with him I never agree.
When a blind man walks by
he's the type of a guy
who yells, "Hey you, Look out for that tree."

Lastly I must mention Saint
If he made sense I think I would faint.
He's always so sad
and he's bad as a dad
He's one guy I'm glad that I ain't.

 

Andromeda three two and one
You know that we're just having fun.
sometimes, late at night,
we get into these fights
and we don't stop before we see sun.

 

Tonight I got quite a kick
Now that I've been assured I'm slick
I worked real hard
I get along with Tribdog
because he put me in his limerick

 

I'm not making rhymes like I should
I'd do better if only I could
I should go to bed,
right after I'm fed
so good night, now give me some fhould. (lol, goodnight)

 

Doesn't read right...

Trobdog wins...

Come one Andromeda, where are you? DOn't tell me i'm backing the wrong galaxy!!!!