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Oh, that's very sweet Monique. He sounds like a great guy!
Jason said:Evo,
Something tells me you shag like a minx...
To quote Austin Powers--my God Christi's got a fabulous body. And I bet she shags like a minx!Originally posted by Evo:
Does that mean what I think it means?
:rofl: I guessed correctly.Jason said:To quote Austin Powers--my God Christi's got a fabulous body. And I bet she shags like a minx!
It's better to wait. Filling your life with meaningless relationships isn't a good idea.Knavish said:Hmm.. I'm a sucker for these. 17; never had a gf. Yep. And sadly, that's from choice. I don't know why, but I like to wait.
I have answered that at least twice already. I was 49 until my last birthday when I turned 28.Jason said:Evo,
I am hopefuly about to turn 38 in November. How old are you? Simple question...
Now you know the real reason I'm all alone and have never had a romantic date.Huckleberry said:Now that's romantic! :rofl:
Did you havea role as an extra in 'The Fifth Element?"
Evo, you should put yourself on the list for funniest member! :rofl: Also, with all the hunks you've known, who needs a specific romantic moment, hmm?Evo said:My current avatar is my daughter The Evo Child. This is me as of this morning.
Hey, I'm right there with ya. Pull up a chair at the late night Denny's table of loneliness. The company is good. The food is cheap. And the doors are always open.Evo said:Now you know the real reason I'm all alone and have never had a romantic date.
Jason said:You can tell me your fantasies, and I'll be strung like a theory. I would reciprocate in kind with real fantasies, or at least stories with many the wink and smiles, or at least many the kink and similies. But I would only want to do so if you were in bed...
In return: Pentrating thoughts, seeds of an idea, or the sticky, sweltering, and sweet bitterness of the lick of the lips at the halo between her thighs, and the lick of the lips deep in her heart in darkness? Well, yes, I would such a tale and then turn tail. But only if I can, tuck you...in...
Bon soir, et toutes les reveries douces et chaudes ("Good night to sweet, sultry dreams").
I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to be the first to say it. :shy:Math Is Hard said:sometimes there's a fine line between romantic and creepy.
Oooh, I could use a Grand Slam right about now. :tongue2: All I've got is a smelly dog with an attitude.Huckleberry said:Hey, I'm right there with ya. Pull up a chair at the late night Denny's table of loneliness. The company is good. The food is cheap. And the doors are always open.
By the end of your meal you'll be glad that you have as much as you do.
I still want romantic memories.Also, with all the hunks you've known, who needs a specific romantic moment, hmm?
That's kind of romantic.loseyourname said:I had a girl tell me that romantic was holding her hair back while she vomited in the toilet. I liked that girl.
Evo said:I guess gorgeous hunks don't feel the need to be romantic, they figure they're doing you enough of a favor just by dating you. :grumpy:
Evo said:My first husband told me that when I cried, he had to fight back the urge to burst out laughing. Not romantic
This so reminds me of a poem I read a few months ago. I'll see if I can dig it up and post it here.Moonbear said:That's why geeks are better to date. They put a lot more effort into being romantic.
Sharon Olds "Sex Without Love"
How do they do it, the ones who make love
without love? Beautiful as dancers,
gliding over each other like ice-skaters
over the ice, fingers hooked
inside each other's bodies, faces
red as steak, wine, wet as the
children at birth whose mothers are going to
give them away. How do they come to the
come to the come to the God come to the
still waters, and not love
the one who came there with them, light
rising slowly as steam off their joined
skin? These are the true religious,
the purists, the pros, the ones who will not
accept a false Messiah, love the
priest instead of the God. They do not
mistake the lover for their own pleasure,
they are like great runners: they know they are alone
with the road surface, the cold, the wind,
the fit of their shoes, their over-all cardio-
vascular health--just factors, like the partner
in the bed, and not the truth, which is the
single body alone in the universe
against its own best time.
Evo said:That's kind of romantic.
My first husband told me that when I cried, he had to fight back the urge to burst out laughing. Not romantic.
I hope you don't mind if I disagree.loseyourname said:Casual encounters are romantic - romantic in the way that a runner's high is romantic when you lose sight of everything except the perfection of each stride - knees high, elbows in. Focus without thought. It's Nirvana, and sex can be the same thing. It's even more romantic that it makes no difference whatsoever who it is with. Personal identity is not well-suited for true romance.
That's sad that you had to put up with someone like that.loseyourname said:My first wife swallowed a bottle of xanax and forced me to stay with her all night keeping her awake so that she wouldn't die in her sleep. All because I wanted to go out. That is romantic in a manner of speaking, but not in the way I want a woman to be romantic.
loseyourname said:Casual encounters are romantic - romantic in the way that a runner's high is romantic when you lose sight of everything except the perfection of each stride - knees high, elbows in. Focus without thought. It's Nirvana, and sex can be the same thing. It's even more romantic that it makes no difference whatsoever who it is with. Personal identity is not well-suited for true romance.
I would agree with that. I have never engaged in 'casual encounters'. I have always been interested in getting to know someone and developing long-term and meaningful relationships.Moonbear said:I have to go with Huck on this one. Nothing romantic about casual encounters, they are anti-romantic, just about satisfying selfish pleasures (not that there aren't times that's a good thing). To me, romance the connection you feel when you share something, both partners giving, not when you just take for yourself (even if the other person is doing the same).
Jason said:Evo,
Something tells me you shag like a minx...
Chère bein' sexy, bien sûr:Originally posted by Astronuc
Jason, I think you should apologize to Evo
Moonbear said:I have to go with Huck on this one. Nothing romantic about casual encounters, they are anti-romantic, just about satisfying selfish pleasures (not that there aren't times that's a good thing). To me, romance the connection you feel when you share something, both partners giving, not when you just take for yourself (even if the other person is doing the same).