:rofl: I was trying to resolve a question about ambiguity and came across some funny examples. drunk gets nine months in violin case Iraqi head seeks arms prostitutes appeal to pope teacher strikes idle kids squad helps dog bite victim enraged cow injures farmer with ax miners refuse to work after death juvenile court to try shooting defendant stolen painting found by tree two Soviet ships collide, one dies two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter - http://www.criticism.com/linguistics/types-of-ambiguity.phpAnyone have more to add? My previous favorite was I will wear no clothes to distinguish me from my Christian brethren. Oh, and here's one from Groucho One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.