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Science advisors?

  1. Aug 11, 2005 #1

    JamesU

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    how does someone become a science advisor?
     
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  3. Aug 11, 2005 #2

    Clausius2

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    You have to have experience in converting foreign threads into flames questioning all what the OP has stated, also you have to show a non superficially knowledge of what you are talking about in order to make the rest of people to believe you are God (like a politician by the way). Also it would be great you to have the least quarrels with Greg of Tom to make them to take you seriously and not believe you are here only for f..ck the rest.

    EDIT:

    To sum up, if [tex]P[/tex] is your probability of being science advisor, then:

    [tex]P\sim \frac{t/N_{q}S_t}{(t/N_qS_t)_{arildno}}[/tex]

    where

    [tex]
    t=[/tex] time employed in PF.
    [tex]N_q[/tex] number of quarrels with Tom or Greg
    [tex]S_t[/tex] amount of stupid an nonsense things said in upper forums. (GD don't get in this account).

    and [tex](t/N_qS_t)_{arildno}[/tex] are the group of variables evaluated in Arildno.

    Now my probability function is normalized with you, Arildno. :rofl:

    Good luck in your pursuit. :biggrin:
     
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  4. Aug 11, 2005 #3

    arildno

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    I don't think your probability function always gives a value between 0 and 1, Clausius2..
     
  5. Aug 11, 2005 #4

    Clausius2

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    See my EDIT above, Cowboy.
     
  6. Aug 11, 2005 #5

    arildno

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    But how could you possibly think that I could have a normalizing influence on anything, Clausius2?? :confused:
     
  7. Aug 11, 2005 #6

    Clausius2

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    In fact you are the function objective for yommama, an science advisor, the only thing he must do is be equal to you (except of going so far as you when begging Marlon to lend you the P.M. Newton). :biggrin:
     
  8. Aug 11, 2005 #7

    arildno

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    He could also try to be equal to marlon or yourself..
     
  9. Aug 11, 2005 #8

    Clausius2

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    Yeah, you have hit the head of the nail of why I posted you as the normalized science advisor:

    I AM UNIQUE, nobody can equal me. I am over all the world.

    That's sound good, eh? :wink:
     
  10. Aug 11, 2005 #9

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    arildno

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    I didn't start it; Clausius2 did!
     
  12. Aug 11, 2005 #11

    Pengwuino

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    Wait, since ive never even heard of tom or greg, sounds like im infinitely a shoe in :D
     
  13. Aug 11, 2005 #12

    JamesU

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    thank you for being serious moonbear...
     
  14. Aug 11, 2005 #13

    arildno

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  15. Aug 11, 2005 #14

    Moonbear

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    You've never heard of Tom or Greg?!?! Tom Mattson is the SuperMentor extraordinaire, and Greg Bernhardt is our esteemed creator! :biggrin:

    Tom and Greg, you can just direct deposit the payment into my account.
     
  16. Aug 11, 2005 #15

    ZapperZ

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    I thought Greg was God?

    Zz.
     
  17. Aug 11, 2005 #16

    Evo

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  18. Aug 11, 2005 #17

    ZapperZ

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    Well then, he shouldn't be eating toffee as he's typing here on PF!

    <OK, you may smack me now>

    :)

    Zz.
     
  19. Aug 11, 2005 #18

    arildno

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    Really! :grumpy:
    I only BEHAVE as slime, I don't eat it..
    (and no, I wouldn't marry it, or partner up with it, either)
     
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  20. Aug 11, 2005 #19

    JamesU

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    you mean he isn't?! :surprised
     
  21. Aug 11, 2005 #20

    Moonbear

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    I think Creator is the PC, non-denominational term. :biggrin:
     
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