Collection of Science Jokes P2

[DennisN]

One more space gif...

 

[kuruman]

Patient to doctor: I can neither feel heat nor cold.
Doctor to patient : You must be a diabetic.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

He was searching for a black monolith, but he ended up finding a wormhole:

I like the "wind" blowing his mouth ! ...
Is it "warp wind"?

 

[Stavros Kiri]

If there are chicken on Mars, they might be on the Moon as well. Here is an artist's impression.

That means if cows go to either one ... they'll have something to eat! :

 

[davenn]

He was searching for a black monolith, but he ended up finding a wormhole:

speaking of wormholes ...

 

[kuruman]

Is it "warp wind"?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

And he seems to be living it! ...

 

[davenn]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

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Or two cats ...

 

[mfb]

Looks more like 0.9 cats.

If you think non-integer cat numbers are weird, consider this video. We clearly start with a cat number of 1 and end with a cat number of 0. But would you say the number jumps from 1 to 0 in between? No, continuous cat numbers make much more sense.

 

[kuruman]

No, continuous cat numbers make much more sense.

Unless they are $Schr\ddot{o}dinger's$ cats.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Looks more like 0.9 cats.

If you think non-integer cat numbers are weird, consider this video. We clearly start with a cat number of 1 and end with a cat number of 0. But would you say the number jumps from 1 to 0 in between? No, continuous cat numbers make much more sense.

So there's digital and analog "cat system"?

 

[davenn]

ohh dear ... haha

 

[davenn]

couldn't help but laugh at this one ...

 

[kuruman]

What do you call a reclusive elevator attendant?

Spoiler

Hermitian operator.

 

[DennisN]

couldn't help but laugh at this one ...

Hilarious!

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[DrGreg]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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It's not that wrong. Except that I found '98 far worse than ME - more crashes.

 

[davenn]

It's not that wrong. Except that I found '98 far worse than ME - more crashes.

ohhh ok ... My 98 SE version was very stable, only to be outdone by my current Win7 Pro

Not all versions of Windows are created equal

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

This thread needs some electronics jokes...

#58: Write-Only Memory
April 1, 1973: The Signetics corporation issued a press release announcing their invention of a revolutionary new electronic memory that promised to "improve the quality of life for billions of people who are affected by computer data." As opposed to the common "write-and-read" or "read-only" memories (ROM), they had perfected Fully-Encoded 9046XN 25120 Write-Only Memory (aka WOM). Data could be written to the device, but never read back, thus ensuring Eternally Inaccessible Storage (EIS).

from http://hoaxes.org/aprilfool/P50

 

[fresh_42]

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You're lucky! I had to deal with FFT!

 

[DennisN]

It's not that wrong. Except that I found '98 far worse than ME - more crashes.

ohhh ok ... My 98 SE version was very stable, only to be outdone by my current Win7 Pro

(note: I'm a Windows guy, not a Mac guy, but I enjoy seeing the "Bluescreen of Death" in unexpected places :)

from http://royal.pingdom.com/2008/10/09/blue-screen-of-death-in-unexpected-locations/

 

[DennisN]

You're lucky! I had to deal with FFT!

Me too... as a matter of fact I'm a big fan of Fourier Transformation/FFT, very useful in many places, e.g. when programming/processing audio stuff. Here's a nice, free Android app (realtime audio spectrum analysis) I discovered some days ago: Spectroid.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

ohhh ok ... My 98 SE version was very stable, only to be outdone by my current Win7 Pro

Not all versions of Windows are created equal

Is it true that "good" (+) and "~bad" (-) Windows main versions almost alternate? (by coincidence, naturaly or on purpose?)

I switched from Mac to Windows almost after XP. Here we go: (you guys do the "before Wind. XP"...)
XP: +
Vista: -
7: +
8: - (although I liked it! ...)
8.1: +
9: Non-existent! , thus "-" [although that can get us into a "philosophical" debate here ...]
10: +

Anyone cares to complete the chart by doing the before? Does it work?
[Use common acceptence (stat./ly) - not personal views ...]

 

[fresh_42]

Who cares bad grades at school when you just found lots of barrels of fidget spinners?

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Who cares bad grades at school when you just found lots of barrels of fidget spinners?

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But how do they spin?

 

[mfb]

Quite well.

 

[davenn]

Is it true that "good" (+) and "~bad" (-) Windows main versions almost alternate? (by coincidence, naturaly or on purpose?)

I switched from Mac to Windows almost after XP. Here we go: (you guys do the "before Wind. XP"...)
XP: +
Vista: -
7: +
8: - (although I liked it! ...)
8.1: +
9: Non-existent! , thus "-" [although that can get us into a "philosophical" debate here ...]
10: +

Anyone cares to complete the chart by doing the before? Does it work?
[Use common acceptence (stat./ly) - not personal views ...]

The first version of windows I used was WIN3.22 ... ohhh so long ago

went to WIN 95, then 98SE skipped WIN 2000 and ME and went grudgingly to WIN XP where I ended up quite happy for some years
skipped VISTA --- it was total crap ( experienced that version on the work puters and tablets) and went to WIN7 PRO and as
said above I was pleasantly surprised. Skipped Win8 ... also bad experiences with it at work
Over this last weekend I have just built up a new PC for home ... Gigabyte MOBO, 16gig RAM, Series7000 i5 processor, 250gig SSD for
main C-Drive plus another 8TB of storage carried over from the WIN 7 PC, but unfortunately I had to go to Win 10. My experiences with
WIN10 so far are " I am not amused!"

I have been running WIN10 on my laptop for the last 12 months so I knew what I was in for ... It's taken some effort to remove the
Windows control over many activities, but I am getting there Dave

 

[davenn]

Who cares bad grades at school when you just found lots of barrels of fidget spinners?

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haha

a variation on the one I did a page back ...
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/science-jokes-p2.847743/page-22#post-5771146D

 

[fresh_42]

haha

a variation on the one I did a page back ...
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/science-jokes-p2.847743/page-22#post-5771146D

Da ... I have forgotten where I saw it. Does 3.51 count as an excuse? Or was it 3.11?

 

[davenn]

Does 3.51 count as an excuse?

Yup