Science Jokes

davenn

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hahaha not bad !! :smile:
 
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Why do feel like this gif can get me banned?

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:DD:)
 
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I was checking the etymology of micturition on etymonline, and the usually dry, academic and to the point analysis is followed by this oddly emphatic description:
"As during the final 20 minutes of a 4-hour film after drinking a 32-ounce Mountain Dew from the snack bar and the movie ends with a drawn-out farewell scene while Frodo is standing on the pier and wavelets lap audibly on the dock the whole time as if the director was a sadist set on compounding your torment."
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=micturition&allowed_in_frame=0
 
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davenn

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hahaha creative :)
 
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What do you say after Thanksgiving dinner?
$$\frac{\sqrt{-1}}{2^3}$$
 

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Would not drink, looks radioactive.
 

Bandersnatch

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Would not drink, looks radioactive.
And acidic.
It's even indicated on the poster where the people are getting burned.
 

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